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弗雷德·希尔德曼被指控 Fred Hilderman is charged with operating
在西区高速公路上驾驶非法交通工具 an illegal vehicle down the West Side Highway.
法官大人 被告开着这辆交通工具去上班 Your Honor, the defendant was caught driving this to work
是为了让他的晨间通勤变得“激进“ in an attempt to make his morning commute "radical."
我们请求宽大处理 因为这辆交通工具 We ask for leniency, as this vehicle
远没有那些代步滑板车那么烦人 is far less annoying than those Bird scooters.
我很惊讶你会这么想 Surprised you feel that way.
你可喜欢看别人从什么地方摔下来了 You love watching people fall off things.
至于你 罚款200美元 还要补上交通安全课 As for you, $200 fine and traffic school.
抱歉打破了你的幻想（泡泡） Sorry to burst your bubble.
等等 你没得什么可怕的病吧 Wait. You don't have any horrible diseases, do you?
太老了 太小了 Too old.Too small.
好家伙这灌木丛长势真好 Oh! Those bushes are out of control.
灌木丛（bush）一词也有体毛的意思
你在用什么约会软件 What dating app are you on?
我是在看附近的待售房屋 I'm looking at real-estate listings.
在我能接受的价格范围内 我只找到了一个位于63街以上的地方 I've only found one place above 63rd in my price range.
那是一家旅社的中铺 It was a middle bunk in a hostel,
但是我没抢过一个沙特王子 and I lost it to a Saudi prince.
今天真是越来越美好子 Today just keeps getting better.
我从一个挥手的老人手里救下了一辆出租车 I rescued a cab from an old man trying to wave it down.
然后我听到一个咖啡师说“黛布“ Then I heard a barista say, "Deb."
我想“和我名儿差不多” 喝到免费咖啡咯 I thought, "Close enough." Free coffee!
现在我又发现你买不起我家附近的公寓 Now I find out you can't afford an apartment near mine?
今天美好到任何倒霉事都不会坏了我的好心情 Nothing can ruin this day.
丹 你下一个案子的 Uh, Dan, your clients
客户想和你谈谈 in the next case wanted to talk to you.
菲尔丁先生 我们又见面了 Mr. Fielding! We meet again.
如果我不回头的话 If I don't turn around.
他们是不是就不算在我身后 are they really there?
鲍勃和琼·惠勒夫妇 Bob and June Wheeler.
什么啊 现在连雨都没下 What the hell? It's not even raining.
惠勒夫妇 我爸爸跟我说过这两口子 The Wheelers! My dad told me all about them.
他们是这个法庭上 They're the two unluckiest people
最倒霉的两个人 to ever step foot in this courtroom.
这其中还包括那个开着装满黑猫的卡车 And that includes the guy who drove a truck full of black cats
遇到黑猫和打碎镜子在西方文化中都是非常不吉利的事
撞碎全世界最大镜子的那个人 through the world's largest mirror.
倒霉 真的吗 啧 Unlucky? Really? Pbht.
完全是迷信的胡扯 What a bunch of superstitious bull-
好吧 那雷可是在室内打的 Okay. That was inside thunder.
来看看下一个案子的证据吧 Check out this evidence for the next case!
警察捣毁了一个黑市音效公司 The cops busted a black-market sound-effects ring.
今晚肯定挺好玩 It's gonna be a fun night.
《夜间法庭》 第二季 第11集 擦枪字幕组 原创译制
30年过去了 Well, after 30 years,
这地方一点都没变啊 this place hasn't changed one bit.
斯通法官 你也没变 Judge Stone. You look the same.
见到你们我真的很开心 I am really excited to meet you.
我知道你们看起来像是大萧条 I know you guys look like the Great Depression,
但你们让我很开心 but you make me so happy.
罪名是囤积动物 The charge is animal hoarding.
一切都要从我们的惠勒家的曾祖母 It all started when our Great-Grandma Wheeler
最近去世说起 recently died.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry
你的曾祖母最近去世了 Your great-grandmother recently died?
是的 Yes.
不好那个祖母还在 Our bad grandma is still with us.
“曾祖母”（great-grandmother）也可以用字面意义理解为“很好的祖母”
作为一个以前听过你的故事的人 As someone who has heard your stories before,
我们能不能跳过接下来的 我说不好 三个灾难 could we skip the next, I don't know, three calamities
然后直奔主题 and get to the point? !
祖母给我们留下了一栋曼哈顿的联排别墅 Granny left us a Manhattan townhouse,
有两张床 两间浴室 a charming two-bed, two-bath,
很迷人 每天都闹鬼 and haunted as the day is long.
那些可怜的鬼魂 Those poor ghosts.
幸运的是 我们知道如何摆脱那些倒霉鬼 Luckily, we knew how to get rid of them suckers.
献祭一只羊 Sacrifice a sheep.
结果我们买到羊之后 我们就爱上了他 But when we got the sheep, we fell in love with him.
纯友谊的爱啊 It was just friend love.
我们不忍心杀他 所以我们又买了一只羊 We couldn't kill him. So we got another sheep.
然后我们也爱上了那只羊 And then we fell in love with that sheep, too.
这种情况又发生了74次 That happened another 74 times.
至少我们认为是74次 At least we think it was 74.
每一次我们打算数羊 都没数完就睡着了 Every time we try counting them, we fall asleep.
律师能以精神错乱为由辩护吗 Can a lawyer plead insanity?
法官大人 不管怎样 实际上这所房子 Your Honor, for what it's worth, the home
确实被证明在闹鬼 was actually certified haunted by.
灵媒乔凡证明的 "Jovan the Psychic."
我嘞个去 Shut the front doorl
乔凡可是是纽约最受尊敬的灵媒 Jovan is the most respected psychic in New York!
跟她预约一个疗程要等上四年呢 It takes four years to book a session with her!
除非你死了 那她就随时都能见你 Unless you're dead. Then she's got all the time in the world.
反对 法律不承认超自然现象作为辩护理由 Objection! The law does not recognize the paranormal.
这两个人绝对不“自然” And these two definitely aren't a "pair of normal."
罚款500美元 把羊都送到农场去 $500 fine. And get those sheep to a farm.
别数了 拉上就走 Just don't count and drive.
真不敢相信我见到了惠勒夫妇 I can't believe I saw the Wheelers!
真不敢相信我见到了惠勒夫妇 Can't believe I saw the Wheelers.
怀亚特 有时间的话 Hey, Wyatt, whenever you get a chance,
能给我他们的联系方式吗 could you get me their contact information?
我还以为你不再给被定罪的人送可食用的花束了 I thought you stopped sending edible arrangements
因为研究表明它会导致 to everyone you convict after that study showed
犯罪率上升 it led to a rise in crime.
自从我改送饼干蛋糕 暴力事件就减少了 Violence is down since I switched to cookie cakes.
我想让惠勒夫妇帮我联系上乔凡 I want to ask the Wheelers to put me in touch with Jovan.
他们的灵媒啊 不要啊 Their psychic? Oh, come on.
你不会相信那些废话吧 You don't believe in all that nonsense.
我认为有很多事情无法用科学解释 I think there's a lot that can't be explained-
鬼魂 灵媒 ghosts, psychics..
黛安·莱恩怎么做到这把年纪还这么辣的 how Diane Lane is still a smokeshow.
这世上有专为富人开设的秘密商店 There are secret stores for rich people.
我到底要跟你说多少遍 How many times do I have to tell you that?
我同意法官的意见 I'm with the judge on this.
黛安·莱恩 Diane Lane? Mwah!
而且宇宙也充满了奥秘 And also the universe is full of mysteries.
事情并不都是非黑即白的 It's not all black-and-white.
是的 就像人可以是绿色的或红色的 Yeah, like people can be green or red.
如果她开始胡说八道 我就收回我的支持 If she starts saying crazy stuff, I take back my support.
这叫做联觉 It's called synesthesia.
每当我遇到一个人 我都会把他们看成一种颜色 Whenever I meet someone, I see them as a color.
比如老葛是绿色的 你们俩是红色的 Like Gurgs is a Green, and you two are Reds.
红色 是不是 不太好啊 Red? Seems, uh, not great.
-无意冒犯 -我不听 No offense.- None listened.
这些颜色没有任何意义 完全是随机的 The colors don't mean anything. They're totally random.
比如 甘地是绿色的 斯大林是红色的 Like, Gandhi is a Green, and Stalin is a Red.
甘地绿色和斯大林红色也叫随机吗 Gandhi and Stalin don't seem random!
我知道你父亲相信这些骗人的把戏 You know, I knew your father believed in all this hocus pocus,
但我有点希望这种事不会遗传 but I was kind of hoping it skipped the generation.
我爸爸很喜欢魔术 My dad was into magic tricks,
但他不相信任何超自然的东西 but he didn't believe in anything supernatural.
辩论那事儿变成了我俩的小爱好 Debating it turned into a little hobby for us.
有些孩子和父母一起去看棒球比赛 Some kids go with their parents to baseball games
争论“大都会队和洋基队谁牛” and argue "Mets versus Yankees."
我和爸爸会去找闹鬼的房子和灵媒 My dad and I would go to haunted houses and psychics
争论“真的还是骗人的“ and argue "real versus grift."
实际上我们还在争论这个问题 We're actually still debating it.
现在啊 Still?
在他死前 我们达成了协议 Before he died, we made a deal.
如果我能找到一个灵媒 能说得出来那个 If I could find a psychic who would repeat the secret phrase
只有我和我爸知道的秘密短语 that only my dad and I knew,
就能证明这世界上真的有更多的东西存在 it would prove there really was more out there.
好吧 我得说 我喜欢这个 Yeah, well, I got to say, I like the idea
让家庭争论延续到永恒的想法 of family arguments going into eternity.
只要能再当着妈妈的面吼一次 我愿意付出一切 What I would give to yell in Mom's face just one more time.
到目前为止 还没有灵媒能说对 So far, no psychic has gotten it right.
相信我 我问过很多了 And, believe me, I've tried.
但是据说乔凡是最厉害的 But Jovan is supposed to be the best.
我觉得惠勒夫妇可以让我接触到她 And I think the Wheelers are my way in.
惠勒夫妇只能让你接触到两件事 Oh, the Wheelers are your way into only two things-
庞氏骗局或一栋即将倒塌的房屋 a Ponzi scheme or a building that's about to collapse.
因为有太多羊在里面进行繁殖活动 during a sheep orgy.
对了 法官有没有告诉你们 Hey, has the judge done that thing where she tells you-
我是绿色的 奥利维亚是红色的 I'm a Green. Olivia's a Red.
所以我是丹 斯大林 还有奥利维亚 So I'm a Dan, a Stalin, and an Olivia?
-这没什么意义 -你当然会这么说 - It doesn't mean anything. - Of course you'd say that.
你毕竟是好的那个 You're the good one.
也许这是有一定道理的 Maybe there is something to it.
我这是诅咒红啊 I'm a cursed Red!
这就是为什么我找不到一套我必须 And that's why I can't find an apartment
和合法拥有那套公寓的猫一起住的公寓的原因 that I don't have to share with the cats who legally own it.
你怎么敢拿诅咒开玩笑 How dare you joke about curses when you know
你明明知道我的前男友也是个巫师 I was given one by an ex-boyfriend
他还给我下了一个诅咒 who is also a practicing witch.
老葛我们已经说过这茬儿了 你没有被诅咒 Gurgs, we've'been over this. You are not cursed.
那你怎么解释每次我排队的时候 Then how do you explain that every time I'm in line,
永远都是出问题的那一队 it's the bad one?
机场安检 超市 Airport security. Grocery store.
还记得那次激流勇进滑道爆炸吗 Remember that log-flume explosion?
排了两个小时的队到前面 然后 砰 没有滑道了 Two hours to make it to the front, then, boom, no flume.
联系上惠勒夫妇了吗 Any luck getting in touch with the Wheelers?
没有完全联系上 Not really.
在他们的案件处理表格上“电话号码”那栏下面 On their intake form, under "phone number, "
他们写了“大火” they wrote "Big fire."
他们的电子邮件地址是 And their e-mail address is
惠勒一家3@俄罗斯的阴谋.COM Wheelers3@russian-scam.scam.
得想办法把他们引出来 Gotta figure out a way to smoke 'em out.
如果我戴上眼镜 What if I get some glasses,
练习我的德国口音 然后发个广告 dust off my German accent, and post an ad as..
格洛斯海默医生 悲伤治疗师 Dr. Glossheimer, a grief therapist
为失去毛茸茸白羊的人们提供治疗 他们会上钩吗 for people who lost zheir fluffy white sheep?
好主意 现在 Good idea. Now..
试试用上那口音 try it with the accent.
或者你也可以回头看看 Or you could just look over zair.
你们卖驱鸟剂吗 Do you sell bird repellent?
当我们离开法院时 When we left the courthouse,
我们被一群复仇的乌鸦袭击了 we were descended upon by a vengeful murder of crows.
他们飞着追了好几个街区 They flew us several blocks
我们才成功逃走 before we successfully broke free.
我希望我的长袍不会让我看起来太像只乌鸦 I hope my robe doesn't make me look too much like a crow.
-啊 -糟了 又来了 - Aah! -Oh, no! Not again!
你认定我们有罪 You found us guilty,
所以恐怕我们没法帮你联系乔凡 so I'm afraid we can't help you with Jovan.
和乌鸦一样 鲍勃的报复心很强 Like the crow, Bob is quite vengeful.
也和乌鸦一样 Also like the crow,
我只有三年级学生的解决问题能力 I've got the problem-solving skills of a third grader.
我真的需要和她谈谈 I really need to talk to her,
我愿意不惜一切代价 and I'm willing to do whatever it takes..
不过最好别说要我的器官 although I'd like to keep my organs.
要一个肾可以商量吗 Any wiggle room on the kidneys?
可是 长在我身上的呢 It's just that they're really in there.
在我们重新安置羊群的时候 You could babysit our little Carol Ann for a few days
你可以帮我们照看几天卡罗尔·安 while we relocate our sheep.
确定 高中的时候 我是斯卡尼特莱斯 Sure. In high school, I was the most popular babysitter
最受欢迎的保姆 in Skaneateles.
仅次于那只会打911的圣伯纳犬 after that show-off St. Bernard who could dial 911!
卡罗尔·安 快进来 Carol Ann! Get in here!
这大高个 That is more baby than I'm used to sitting.
她说她会给我一个肾吗 So, did she say she'd give me a kidney?
她没生病 她只是喜欢玩 She ain't sick. She just likes playing with 'em.
喂 法官大人 Ho! Your Honor.
你一般怎么上班的 你是滚着来的吗 How did you get to work? Did you roll here?
今天挺难熬的 It was kind of a rough day
在曼哈顿当保姆跟在纽约州北部可不一样 Babysitting in Manhattan is way different than upstate.
整个城市就像一个巨大而尖锐的物体 This entire city is one big, sharp object.
你是给什么当保姆 金刚狼吗 What were you babysitting? A wolverine?
斯通法官 我知道你让我待在你的办公室里 Judge Stone, I know you said to stay in your chambers,
但我要回地铁轨道看看能不能 but I'm gonna head back to the subway track
够到那枚五分硬币 and see if I can reach that nickel!
别再给我整活了 去旁听席坐着吧 Please not again! Just go sit in the gallery.
给 这是20元 那可是一千个五分硬币啊 Here. Here's a twenty. That's like a thousand nickels!
还是纸币 Paper money? !
我感觉自己像肯尼迪家族的富二代 I feel like a Kennedy!
那是惠勒家的 That's a Wheeler.
你为什么会有一个 Why do you have one?
你得离那些人越远越好 You need to get as far away from those people as possible!
你遇到谁都这么说 You say that about everyone.
没错 但即使是你父亲 True, but even your father would say
也会说他们是灾难的磁铁 that they are a magnet for disaster!
啊嚏 Achoo!
在大多数工作场所 一旦天花板掉下来 In most workplaces, when the ceiling falls down,
我们就会离开 但在这里 we'd leave, but here...
过来吧 first up! AUDGE
哦 很抱歉打扰你们 Oh! We're sorry to interrupt,
但是_我们得马上结婚 but, um, we have to get married right now.
她是我的幸运女神 我明天就要上太空了 She's my good-luck charm. I'm going up into space tomorrow,
所以我需要尽可能多的好运啊 so I need all the luck I can get.
多可爱 真想抱抱他们 Aww. Don't you just wanna hug 'em? !
卡罗尔·安 手乖乖放好 Carol Ann, you best be fixing to sit on those hands!
你们可以用我的戒指 它们一直给我带来运气 You can use my rings. They've always brought me luck!
卡罗尔·安 把戒指戴回你脚上 Carol Ann, put the rings back on your feet.
把鞋子穿好 your feet back in those shoes..
别再管它们了 and pay them no never mind.
她已经宣布你们是夫妻了 祝你上太空好运 快走吧 She pronounces you man and wife. Good luck in space! Go!
好好享受蜜月哦 Enjoy your honeymoon!
三十四 Thirty-four..
三十五 thirty.. five.
嘿 老葛 有空不 Hey, Gurgs. Do you have a minute?
我正好有数一袜子零钱这么长的时间 I have exactly "one sock in change" amount of time.
我知道大家都说颜色不重要 Now, I know everyone says the colors don't matter,
但我问了一圈 都没问到一个得体点的红色 but I've asked around and haven't found one decent Red.
裆部观察者和浴室哭泣者都是红色 We've got the Crotch-Watcher and the Bathroom Cryer.
不是那个真的哭的哈 是摇铃跑进来 Not the one who actually cries, but the one who runs in
嘴里喊着新闻的那个人 with the bell and shouts news.
希望这话能让你好受点 我记得 If it makes you feel any better, I remember
艾比说她是个红色 她看起来人挺好的啊 Abby saying that she's a Red, and she seems nice.
忘了她会哈人了 I forgot about the hissing.
天啊 我数错了 Aw, dang! I lost count!
我还是重新数一遍吧 I'll just start over.
一 二 One...two...
-她是红色吧 是吧， -绝对的 - She's a Red, isn't she? - Big-time.
三 四 Three. four..
Pitch! 我想你在这儿拧干外套 I'm going to assume that you're ringing out a jacket
不是因为什么诡异的原因吧 for totally normal reasons.
卡罗尔·安往一个喷泉里跳 Carol Ann jumped into a fountain
就因为她觉得那是钱汤 because she thought it was "money soup."
肯定有比这更好的找到乔凡的办法吧 There's got to be a better way to get Jovan.
也有可能她会来找你 Or maybe she'll get you.
乔凡在这里 这也太巧了吧 Jovan is here? This is a crazy coincidence.
除非是有我们理解不了的神秘力量 Unless forces that we can't understand
让这一切成真了 made this happen.
是我让这成真了 I made it happen.
我帮了惠勒家一个忙 他们帮你插队 I did a favor for the Wheelers, and they helped you
排上这位 像佛礼伍麦克B面歌曲一样被忽略的 jump the line with this.. Fleetwood Mac B-side.
佛利伍麦克 知名英美摇滚乐团 B面曲没有A面那么广为人知
我帮他们找到一个愿意买他们闹鬼别墅的蠢人 I just helped them find a sucker to buy their haunted brownstone.
褐砂石 特指一种风格的联排别墅
猜猜是谁有房子了 Guess who's a homeowner!
你这笔投资不咋地啊 You just made a terrible investment.
也许她真挺厉害的吧 Maybe she is good.
放松 I want you to relax.
清空思绪 让灵魂进来 Free your mind and let the spirit in.
关注当下的宁静 然后 Focus on the silence and be at-
我只是对你们两个疯子过敏 I'm just allergic to whatever kind of nuts you two are.
nuts 恰有坚果和疯子两个意思 一语双关
你确定你想让他呆着 Are you sure you want him here for this?
那必须 你想怎么说都行丹 Oh, yeah. Pull at all the threads you want, Dan.
但你马上就要见证乔凡穿过那个 You're about to see Jovan push through the thin veil
将我们的世界与另一个世界隔开的面纱了 that separates our world from the next.
其实也算不上是面纱吧 You know, it's not really a veil.
更像是洗车店的那种东西 像这样 It's more like those things at the car wash that kind of go..
然后灵魂更像是 And then the spirit is more like
洗车店外头那个充气的家伙 像这样 that inflatable guy outside the car wash that goes..
看吧 丹 她用这些接地气的词 See, Dan? She's putting this in earthly terms
好让我们都能听懂 that we can understand.
你连车都没有 You don't own a car!
好吧 如果你能来真的 那你说说 Alright. If you're the real deal, tell me this.
今晚公牛对阵尼克斯比赛谁会赢 Who's gonna win the Bulls-Knicks game tonight?
公牛队和尼克斯队均为NBA著名球队
灵魂告诉我 幸运将眷顾牛 The spirit tells me fortune favors the bovine!
公牛队 就剩10秒了他们还落后9分呢 The Bulls. They're down by 9 with 10 seconds left!
他们得用三个球和喷气背包打比赛 They couldn't win if they were playing
才有可能赢好吧 with three balls and a jetpack!
乔凡 你能看到未来 他未来还是叻个不停吧 Jovan, you've seen the future. Does he ever shut up?
没关系 艾比 我习惯被人怀疑了 It's okay, Abby. I'm used to being dowb-ted.
没错 我说怀疑这个词跟别人发音都不同 That's right- I pronounce the "B" in "doubt."
doubt 一般b不发音
这些无声的字母都通过我说话 The silent letters speak "throog-uh" me. 25
真棒啊 "Faskinating."
原词fascinating c不发音 这里菲尔丁故意发音为k-
我能感觉到你在寻找 I sense that you're searching-
不是在寻找答案 not for answers,
而是一些话 来自你父亲的话 but for a message.. from your father.
听到这话了吗 丹 她知道那些秘密的话 Hear that, Dan? She knows about the secret message.
他想告诉你 你 He wants to tell you that you-
嘿 抱歉打断你们 Heeey! I'm sorry to interrupt.
只是 有个小问题要问你这位幽灵朋友 Just, uh, had a quick question for your spooky friend.
奥利维亚 乔凡是个很忙的灵媒 Olivia, Jovan's a very busy psychic.
噢抱歉 呃 我应该说灵媒 Oh, sorry. Uh.. "Puh-sy-chick"?
psychic 原词p不发音 ch应发为k- 而非ch-
-我发音对吗 -不对 Am I doing that right? - No.
很快就好 It'll only take a minute.
我刚买了一栋你认证闹鬼的房子 Ijust purchased a house that you certified haunted,
所以我就在想 是闹鬼到哪种程度 an'd I'm just wondering, like, how haunted is it?
是会流血的墙 Are we talking the walls bleed
流血的墙 出自恐怖电影《鬼玩人》
还是走廊里会站着一对双胞胎女孩 or twin girls standing in the hallway?
走廊里的双胞胎女孩 恐怖电影《闪灵》经典镜头
因为我对小孩可没耐心 'Cause I got no patience for kids.
-现在不是谈这个的时候 我们说到哪儿了 -她正准备 - Not the time. So where were we? - She was just getting ready
编些你父亲的事 to make up something about your father.
啊是的 那些话 它逐渐清晰起来了 Ah, yes. The message. It's becoming clearer!
噢 太好了 你们几个都在啊 Oh! Good. Y'all are just hanging out.
我就有个小问题要问乔凡 I got a quick question for Jovan.
是念约温还是乔凡 噢不 这不是我要问的问题 Is it Jo-vaun or Jo-van? Oh! No! That's not my question!
撤回 撤回 Undo! Undo!
老葛 你得等着 Gurgs, you're gonna have to wait.
等待就是问题所在啊 Waiting is exactly the problem.
我被诅咒了 只要能摆脱诅咒我什么都愿意吃 I'm cursed, and I'm willing to try anything to get rid of it.
呃 艾草 曼怛罗 摇头丸 Uh, mugwort, mantras, molly.
最后一个行不通吧 I don't think that last one's gonna work,
但这可以让等待很有趣哦 but it'll make standing in line a lot more fun!
我要把门关了 - I'm gonna close the doors. -
-让我变成绿色吧 -变不成的 Make me a Green! - Cannot be done.
你是个红色 你至死也是红色 You're a Red.You're gonna die a Red.
好了 所有人 都别说话了 Alright. Everybody, just shut up!
我我们该听听乔凡要说些什么 W-We have to listen to what Jovan has to say!
谢谢 丹 等下 为什么 Thank you, Dan. Wait. Why?
她之前是对的 公牛队反败为胜了 She was right! The Bulls came back and won!
噢 她可来真的啊 Oh, she is the real deal.
伟大的星相学家啊 我为质疑你道歉 Great mystic, I apologize for ever doubting you.
拜托了 请告诉我们宇宙的奥秘吧 Please, please tell us the mysteries of the universe-
具体说就是 我应该赌湖人队还是勇士队会赢 specifically should I bet on the Lakers or the Warriors?
够了 Enough!
艾比 你的父亲就在此处 Abby, your father is here,
他确实有话想说 and he does have a message.
他想让你知道 He wants you to know
他为你感到特别骄傲 that he is so very proud of you..
没有什么比 and that nothing makes him happier
看到你接手他的位置还骄傲的了 than seeing you in his chair.
现在他已经离开我们了 And now his presence has left us.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我一直在寻找啊寻找 I've been searching and searching,
现在我终于知道了 and now I finally know.
你简直满嘴 OYou're completely full of !
-什么 -那才不是他要说的 - What? ! - That wasn't the message!
等等 我感觉到还有别的话 Wait! I'm getting another message.
有点模糊不清 但我觉得他想让我俩 It's kind of fuzzy, but I think he wants us
同时说出来 to say it at the same time.
-滚开 骗子 -滚开 青蛙 - Beat it, phony! - Beat it, Froggy!
我还能感受到你母亲的话 I'm also getting a message from your mother.
她还在世呢 She's still alive!
她只想拿回她的砂锅 Well, she just wants her casserole dish back!
你是来我面前幸灾乐祸的吗 You here to gloat?
你也知道我喜欢每次都是对的 Well, you do know how I like being right..
但这次 我希望我错了 but this is one time I was hoping I was wrong.
那看来不止我这么想 - That makes two of us. - Hm.
这么说吧 乔凡可能确实是个骗子 You know, Jovan may have been a fraud,
但这些天谈论哈里的那些话 but all this talk about Harry over the last few days
让我觉得他还在此处 made it feel like he was here.
感觉还挺好的 I like that.
我也这么感觉 真的 I really felt that, too.
事实上 我 我明白我不需要灵媒 Truth is, I- I know I don't need a psychic
来让我感觉和他更亲近些 to feel close to him.
每一件事情都能让我想起他 I see him in everything.
每当我看老式黑色电影 Whenever I watch an old noir movie
或是听梅尔·托儿梅的音乐 or listen to Mel Torme.
梅尔·托儿梅 1900年代美国音乐家 歌手
或是敲响那个木槌时 bang that gavel.
我都能想起他 .he's right there.
但还是 我 我还是想要更多和他在一起的时间 But, still, I- I can't help wanting more time.
我想着如果一位灵媒能给我 I thought if a psychic could give me
哪怕滴答一下的时间 哪怕就一秒 one more tick of the clock, just one more second..
我都会想要的 .I wanted it.
也许不可能发生了吧 Maybe that's just not gonna happen.
呃 我 我不好说 Well, you know, I-I don't know.
我在这法庭上也见过不少疯狂的事情 Seen some pretty crazy stuff just in this courthouse.
有一次 一个腹语木偶 You know, once, a ventriloquist dummy
从这窗跳出去自杀了 killed itself by jumping out that window.
所以谁知道呢 说不定有人 So who knows-maybe somebody out there
知道你俩这小秘密 knows your little code.
所以 管他呢 继续寻找吧 So.. what the hell? Keep searching.
我是说 那就找呗 I mean, just go grab
找这镇上每一个会用通灵板的疯子 every Ouija-wielding whack job in town
通灵板 流行在欧美的一种占卜方式 可能起源于古代巫术
直到你有答案了 until you find it.
你不觉得这太疯狂了吗 You don't think that's crazy?
噢那是 这绝对有点疯癫了 Oh, no. It's certifiably insane.
但你知道吗 -- But you know what?
有时候就算你知道这场赌局是被人操纵的 Sometimes you've got to bet against the house
你也得对庄家下注 even when you know the game is rigged.
这话 这话你哪里听说的 Where did-Where did you hear that?
不知道啊 我觉得这好像是我 I don't know. I think it's the first time
第一次把这些词组合在一块 I've ever put that combination of words together.
那就是他要说的 That was the message.
不会吧 What? !
什么 你是说我是哈里的传达人 What, are you saying that I'm Harry's vessel? !
行吧行吧 我就是传达人 Fine. Fine. I'm a vessel.
你也了解他的 总想着留下最后一句话 I mean, you know him. Always has to have the last word.
谢谢你愿意花这些时间陪我 丹 Thank you for the extra time, Dan.
别 好吧 行吧行吧没事 Just- Ugh. Alright. Fine, fine, fine, fine.
雷文 谢谢你愿意来 Raven, thank you so much for coming.
我真的需要你帮我消除这个诅咒 I really need you to lift this curse.
我还以为我们是来复合的 I thought we were getting back together.
那抱歉了 我这些魔法都得留着 Well, I'm sorry, but I'm saving up all my magic
让我扣篮的 to dunk a basketball.
我们走 达里尔 Let's go, Darryl!
老葛 我可能是没法改变我是个红色的事实 Gurgs, I may not be able to change the fact that I'm a Red,
但我可以改变是个红色的意义 but I can change what it means to be a Red.
-拿好这个洋葱 -我为啥要拿着这个洋葱 Hold this onion. - Why am I holding this onion?
因为我想出消除你诅咒的办法了 Because I figured out how to get rid of your curse.
闭眼 Close your eyes.
现在诅咒跑到洋葱里了 The curse is in the onion now.
能证明这的只有一个方法 Hmm. Only one way to find out.
电话接通居然没让我等诶 My wait time is zero minutes.
你好 呃 你终于可以来装我家有线电视了吗 Hello? Uh, uh, will you finally install my cable?
噢 你现在就在我家门口啊 我得走了 Oh! You're at my house right now! Ha! I gotta go!
这是开邮箱的钥匙 摩尔小姐 Here's the mailbox key, Miss Moore.
这会和我不得不用上来冲马桶的锤子 This'll pair nicely with the hammer I have to use
很搭的 to flush the toilet.
顺便提一嘴 还有一只羊失踪着呢 FYI, one sheep is missin',
所以很有可能科迪还卡在墙里 so there's a good chance Cody's still stuck in the wall.
哈 尼克斯队又投进了个三分球 Ha! Another 3-pointer for the Knicks,
和灵魂预知的一样 just as the spirits foretold!
怎么 你现在也是灵媒了 So, what, you're psychic now?
噢噢 给我贴标签也太俗气了 Oh, oh, you know, labels are so gauche.
我更喜欢人间神明这个叫法 I prefer "god amongst men".
我会凭尼克斯队大赚一笔的 who's gonna make a killing on the Knicks,
没什么能阻止我了 and nothing can stop me!
太好了 我们也赌尼克斯队赢 Groovy. We bet on the Knicks, too.
不 No!
你知道那个洋葱是被诅咒了的 对吧 You know that onion's cursed, right?
只是个普普通通的洋葱而已 A free onion's a free onion.
如果你也赌尼克斯队赢 那就是说 If you bet on the Knicks, that means.
难以置信 球场上出现了只羊 Unbelievable! A sheep is loose on the court!
看起来尼克斯队可能得放弃比赛了 It looks like the Knicks may have to forfeit!
噢 找到科迪了 Oh! There's Cody!
你说你出现在这干嘛呢 Why are you even here?
我和我太太终于 The missus and I are finally
要去哈特岛度蜜月了 taking our honeymoon on Hart Island.
那可是这城市埋葬无人认领尸体的地方 That's where the city buries its unclaimed dead.
他们会把我送到保姆那里去 They're dropping me off with my sitter.
快看 Check it out!
我找到能在惠勒家身边也安全的办法了 I found a way to safely be around the Wheelers.
看吧 我没事呢 See? I'm okay.
真好笑 It's funny!
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