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-《凶宅处理专员》前情提要 -小心 Look out!
到最后他们也不可能允许你留在公寓里 - There's no way this ends with you staying in this apartment.
这就该是我永远的家 This was supposed to be my forever home.
佐伊 这是罗谢尔 Zooey, this is, ah, Rochelle.
你的超能力都回来了吗 The power it’ s all back?
是我妈妈 我碰了她的手 - It was my mom. I touched her hand
然后就像插入了12号扬声器的电线一样 and it was like plugging into a 12- gauge speaker wire.
你不再需要他们了 苏珊 - You don't need them anymore, Susan.
苏珊 Susan!
我们冲进城堡把我们的人抢回来 - Let's storm the castle. And get our girl back.
大家伙儿都在啊 Gang's all here!
去你办公室吧 Your office?
-你不接吗 -不用 Do you want to get that? - Oh! No, it's okay.
我说了 休息了这么长时间以后 As I was saying, after this time off,
我脱胎换骨了 I am just a totally different person.
我感觉到了 - I' m picking up on that.
我读了书 还去旅行了 - I read a little, traveled a little
就悠闲的享受生活 and just hung out.
你能想得到我悠闹的样子吗 Can you picture me just hanging out?
-我尽力吧 -现在我回来了 - I' m trying. And now I m back!
准备好回到副驾的座位 Ready to strap right back into that co- pilot seat
像雅沙·海飞兹做第二提琴手 and play that second fiddle like Jascha Heifetz!
我们请了个新经纪 We hired a new agent.
她叫洛马克斯 相当不错 Her name's Lomax and she's excellent.
等不及要跟她共事了 Can't wait to work with her.
前提是 如果我受欢迎的话 That is if I m still welcome.
苏珊 你是家人 Susan, you are family.
只是 你突然出现 It's just, this is really all of a sudden
我只想弄清楚 and Ijust want to make sure- -
怎么了 你有事儿 Excuse me. Can we help you?
是 Yeah.
我猜到你们是要聊到苏珊泪如雨下 I could tell you were getting to the part where you wipe
然后你温柔的用那完美的头发帮她擦去鞋子上的眼泪 Susan's tears off her shoes with your perfect hair
不过我必须先插句话问个问题 and I just had a quick question first.
婊子 你特么怎么回事 Bitch, what the actual hell?
我被你家房子 Where were you when I was getting
像是挤毕业舞会时的青春痘一样 squeezed out of your house like a festering zit
挤出去时你在哪呢 on prom night, huh?
你去我家了吗 就直接走进去的 You were in my house? You just walked in?
不是 我撬开了后门然后走进去的 - No! I jimmied the back door and then I walked in.
你的房子臭扁了我一顿然后把我吐出去了 Your house kicked the shit out of me and then spit me out!
我都不知道你在说什么 - I have no idea what you' re talking about.
是有这事 我们看到她了 It happened. We saw her.
我跟你说我出去旅行了 - I told you I was traveling.
-一定是我不在时发生的 -那就奇怪了 It must have happened when I was gone. Weird!
我在镜子里看到你了 - I saw you in the mirror
我知道你也看见我了 and I know you saw me.
我们明天再聊吧 但我说句实话 Let’ s figure this out tomorrow. But I' Il be honest:
恐怕有很多关系你需要修补 You got a lot of fences to mend around here.
我就是干这个的 - That's what I do.
最擅长跟人相处了 I' m a people person!
-我不信 -是真的 - I don' t believe it. - It's true!
一个能够产生高达丐兆电子伏特 A linear accelerator capable of creating electron beams
重量小于75公斤的 up to 35 mega- electron volts
电子束线性加速器 that weighs less than 75 kilograms?
直径不到半米 - It's less than half a meter in diameter!
难以置信 Unbelievable. - Mm.
医生可以把它扔在后座上 A doctor can throw it in his back seat,
开车去乡村医院 drive to a rural hospital and deliver
进行精准的放射治疗 precise radiation treatments.
嗯 Hm. -
开发出这个东西来的人 This stuff is being developed by people
还不如你一半聪明 not half as brilliant as you.
但是他们有人支持 有资源 But they have support, they have resources.
谢尔 我已经很久不在这行干了 Shell, I ve been out of the game too long.
恐怕我要花很长时间才能赶上 It would take me ages to catch up.
那就更有理由现在就开始了啊 All the more reason to start now.
奥古斯特 你不可能安于用管道胶带把录像机绑到 August, you can' t be happy duct taping a VCR to a
搅拌机上冻住某种邪恶灵魂的工作 a blender so you can frappe some evil spirit
还称其为科学 and calling it science.
回到阿斯特拉来吧 奥吉 Come back to ASDRA, Augie.
答应我你至少会考虑一下 Promise me you'Il at least consider it?
洛马克斯对吧 - Lomax, right?
我是苏珊 爱尔兰 I' m Susan. Ireland.
很 很高兴见到你 - It's- it- it's nice to meet you.
那晚我看到你了 - I saw you the other night.
没人给我们介绍一下 No one introduced us
真是太没礼貌了 which I thought was rude.
看来你想要回自己的办公室 - I- I suppose you want your office back?
不急 反正我也不在办公室待着 - No rush. I won't be around much.
我今天有约了 I have appointments today.
新房源 新前景 新可能 New listings. Prospects. Possibilities.
一个坐在办公室的地产经纪 A real estate agent who hangs around the office
就没有存在的必要 has no reason to live.
有史以来最黑暗的励志海报 Darkest motivational poster ever.
-菲尔 -欢迎回来 Phil! Welcome back.
我真的是超级想要 - I am literally dying for that boundary confirmation
马修住宅的边界确认 on the Matthews place.
马修 那套房子就是个普通住宅啊 Matthews? Matthews, it's a...That' s a normie.
我手头有几件急事得先处理 I have a couple things here that can't wait.
那凭什么就让我等啊 - What makes you think I' ll wait?
我今天下午开车过去 你可以跟我一起 I' m driving there this afternoon. You can come along.
不行啊 我去不了 费莉希蒂约了看医生 - No, no, I can't. Felicity has a doc appointment.
听起来像是你的问题 Sounds like a"you"problem.
不 如果是我的问题 - No, if it was a"me"problem
那我们就可以商量了 we'd have something to talk about.
这是她的问题 所以没什么可商量的 This is a"her"problem and those aren' t negotiable.
听着 我今晚会做研究 Look, I’ ll do the research tonight
然后晚点再实地参观 and I can do the site visit later.
行吧 Fine.
嘿 爸 - Hey, Dad.
抱歉我没能早点过来 Sorry I didn' t get here sooner.
就是 The, uh
我知道他们马上就要开门了 I know they' re gonna be opening any minute, uh.
卢克 - Luke!
我是你父亲 I am your father.
我一直想这样来着 I always wanted to do that.
你还好吗 爸 - How are you, Dad?
还死着呢 除此之外都挺好 Still dead. Otherwise I' m good.
我 天 我想想啊 - I, uh, geez! Let' s see.
上次我们聊到 Uh, when last we left off
我以为我找到我妈了 但结果其实 I thought I' d found mom, but really it was-
无所谓 都过去了 - Doesn't matter. It's all in the past.
重要的是未来 What matters now is the future.
-我跟我妈说过话了 -我知道 - I talked to mom. - I know.
见面说的 我 The real one, I
我们虽然没有 We didn't, like,
跑着冲向彼此的怀抱 但我觉得 run into each other' s arms or anything, but I think
我们算是有个良好的 我说不好 we started towards...I don't know.
谅解开端吧 An understanding?
非常好 卢克 That' s good, Luke.
你需要这样 You needed that.
但是 嘿 我的能力终于恢复了 But, hey, got my fastball back.
我们可以还像以前那样 We could pick up where we left off and- -
嗯 可是事情发生了变化 Yeah. Things have changed.
你是我未完成的心愿 You were my unfinished business.
我一人把你养大 一路以来不断弥补 I raised you alone, making it up as I went along.
我觉得自己干的还不错 And I think I did a fairly good job.
但是我不想丢下你一人 But, I didn't want to leave you behind
明明不是你的错 with you blaming yourself for family things
你却要为此责备自己 that were not your fault.
现在你需要放下过去 继续你的人生 Now you need to move on in your life.
至于我 也需要看看接下来等着的是什么 And I need to see what' s next.
我还需要你 爸 I still need you, Dad.
你知道 我逗留在这里并不正常 - You know it' s not natural for me to be here.
除去我粗狂英俊的脸庞 Take away my rugged good looks,
我跟你在客户房子里找到的 I' m just like one of those things you find
东西没什么两样 in your clients' attic.
现在 你别任何人都知道 Now, you know better than anybody
我该怎么做 what I need to do.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
卢克 我最不想见到的就是 Luke! The last thing I want- -
稍等一下 - Just a second!
他们可能随时就 If they could open any- -
开门了 minute.
梅根 嗨 Megan. Hi!
我是卢克 罗曼 It's Luke...Roman.
我看到你给我打电话了 Uh, Isaw you called.
再打给我吧 我也会再打给你 Try me back. I ll try you back.
我们就试着再打给 彼此吧 We ll try each other...back.
我要去轩尼诗做收盘 I' m going to the Hennessy closing.
好好玩 Have fun.
你又跟苏珊聊过了吗 - You haven’ t talked any more to Susan, have you?
我知道 她有点 I know. She's been a little- -
面目可憎吗 Heinous?
状态不好 Off.
佐伊 她毕竟刚经历了 Zooey, she had a moment where she wondered
人生中彷徨的时期 if her life was really going the way she wanted it to.
很多人都会这样 It happens to people,
比如你考虑要不要做地产经纪的事 like you and the whole agent thing.
还有法学院的事 And the law school thing.
法学院要再读三年书哎 Law school takes, like, three years.
而且这还是要全职上学 And that’ s if I went full time.
-学法律就是这样啊 -如果我不喜欢呢 - It's what it takes. - And what if I hate it?
-佐伊 -我才花了几星期 Zooey It only took me a few weeks
就了解了地产这一行 然后又过了几天 to learn real estate. And then a few more days
就意识到我宁愿用下水道清洁剂去角质 to realize that I would rather exfoliate with drain cleaner
也不愿往后余生都干这一行 than do it every day for the rest of my life.
所以你就这么放弃了吗 - So, you’re just giving up?
严格来说我从没开始 所以 Technically, I never started, so...
怎么了嘛 What?
没什么 Nothing.
对苏珊好点吧 好吗 Just play nice with Susan, okay?
我是肯定不会把她丢到门外去是吧 Not going to toss her out the door or anything.
因为那么做是不对的 Cause that would be wrong.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
奥吉 谢谢 Augie! Thank you!
我收到了你 - I got your, uh, email
有关冈德森住宅的邮件 regarding the Gunderson homesite.
我们通常不会在未开垦的土地上做心理动力学分析 We don t generally do PKTs on raw land.
马文·冈德森很迷信 Marvin Gunderson is very superstitious.
他想确保那块土地没有任何问题 He wants to make sure the dirt is clean
之后再建房子 这周四下午如何 before he builds. How' bout Thursday afternoon?
我三点要给洛马克斯新开发的房源做评估 - I'm evaluating a new Lomax listing at three.
五点你看行吗 Could we make it five?
我现在五点后就不工作了 - I don't work past five anymore.
这是我新的工作生活平衡标准 It's part of my new work- life balance.
不如明天啊 那地方很美 How'bout tomorrow? It's a beautiful place,
就在悬崖上 景色令人赞叹 up on a cliff, amazing views.
让你为之一震 Gives you chills.
那就明天吧 Tomorrow it is.
佐伊 我需要你清空我五点后 Zooey, I need you to clear my calendar
还有周末的日程安排 我要留点时间给我们 after five and on weekends. I' m taking time for us.
我们是谁 - Who's us?
我和我自己 Me, myself and I.
把这帮我送到干洗店吧 不能浆洗 Drop that off at the dry cleaners. No starch.
怎么了 What?
我只是不知道你在跟谁说话 所以正在帮你找人 Oh, I' m just looking around for who you' re talking to
因为我知道你肯定不是在跟我说话 because I know it' s not me!
你又不是地产经济 你是行政人员 You're not an agent. You’re support staff.
如果你不支持我的闹烂杂事 If you’ re not doing my grunt work,
那留你何用 why are you even here?
我想你了 - I missed you.
我 也想你了 - I...missed you, too.
别因为你在外面的世界里 Don't forget me
就忘了我 just because you' re out in the world.
我永远都不会忘记你的 - I could never forget you.
外界有很多干扰 苏珊 There are so many distractions out in the world, Susan.
有些不得不消除 Some have to be eliminated.
但是 他们是我朋友啊 But...they' re my friends.
有些不得不消除 Some have to be eliminated.
卢克 - Luke!
惊喜 Surprise.
我才意识到还没送过你暖房礼物 I realized I never brought you a housewarming present.
我们可不会如此忽视客户 We'd never blow off a client like that.
谢谢 真好看 Thank you. It’ s lovely.
所以 就是这里咯 So, this is the place.
有多少 四间卧室吗 What is it? Four bedrooms?
三个 但都很大 Three and three, but they' re huge.
嗯 从外面看好像比实际大不少 - Huh. Thought it was bigger from outside.
非常适合我 Fits me perfectly.
我现在明白了你为什么不愿意离开 - I can see why you never want to leave the place.
让我离开还不如死呢 - I'd rather die.
这话有点夸张了 是吧 Well, that was a little dramatic, wasn't it?
我只是觉得 Hm. - I just...
家就是给人这种感觉 You know, there’ s something about home.
非常感谢你能过来看我 Well, thanks so much for stopping by.
朋友 Friends?
永远都是 Always.
救我 Help me.
拜托了 卢克 救救我 Please Luke, help.
我会回来的 我保证 - I'II be back. Promise.
嘿 我们应该常走动 Hey, we have to do this again sometime.
嘿 佐伊 不好意思你在家还给你打电话 - Hey, Zooey. Sorry to bother you at home.
我们明天需要全员大会 We need an all- hands meeting tomorrow.
除了苏珊所有人都要到 Everybody but Susan.
你要确保大家都能来 Just make sure that everyone is there.
对 也包括你 Yes, that means you, also.
是 她睡着呢 - Uh- huh. Yeah, she's asleep.
终于 Finally.
嗯 她的臭臭很完美 就像是臭味的法式芥末糊 Yes, her poop is perfect. Like a spicy Dijon mustard.
安东尼 你担心的太多了 我们啥事没有啊 Anthony, you worry too much. We' re fine!
不信你自己来看啊 Then check it yourself. Uh- huh.
等等 什么 你今晚要晚回吗 Wait, what? You’re gonna be late tonight?
稍等 有人在敲门 我一会再打给你 Hang on, someone' s at the door. Let me call you right back.
哥们 你找错地儿了吧 Boy, do you have the wrong house.
我要找神父 - I'm looking for Father...
奥利先生 Mr. Orley.
我就是菲尔·奥利 - I' m Phil Orley.
你们这些人找我是要干特么（地狱）啥 What the hell do you people want from me now?
的确是跟地狱有关 What the hell, indeed.
抱歉不得不登门拜访 我只有你这一个地址 I' m sorry to bother you at home. It was the only address I had.
到底什么事 神父 What' s this about, Father?
实际上我是作为罗马法布里齐主教的 - I am actually here as an unofficial representative
的非正式代表来找你的 of Bishop Fabrizi in Rome.
不好意思 你说这人我不认识 You know, you' re going to have to excuse me.
毕竟我也离开很久了 I haven't seen an org chart in a while.
法布里齐主教是你的导师迪亚兹神父的同事 Bishop Fabrizi was a colleague of your mentor, Father Diaz.
主教想问一下 The bishop would like to know
你是否乐意继承他的衣钵 if you have any interest in continuing his work.
主教是不问窗外事的吗 Well, is the bishop not up on current events?
我几年前就把牧师袍和停车证一起交回去了 I turned in my surplice and parking pass several years ago.
主教认为你的 The bishop believes that your...
局外人身份 outsider status
实际上会给你一种精神上的距离感 would actually give you the spiritual distance
让你对所遇到的现象做出更冷静的判断 to be a more dispassionate judge of the phenomena you encounter.
精神上的距离感 这话说得好 Spiritual distance. That’ s good.
不错 我喜欢 That's good, I like that.
不过神父 You know what, Father?
我特别享受现在就存在的精神距离 I' m kind of enjoying my spiritual distance right now
而且我打算一直维持下去 and I think I m going to maintain that
离地狱越远越好 by staying the hell away.
我现在要说的 What I am about to tell you
是高度机密 is confidential.
是什么 - What is it?
复活节取消了吗 他们发现了一具尸体吗 Is Easter cancelled? Did they find a body?
我们在全世界都观察到了一种令人担心的模式 There are some global patterns we are seeing that are alarming.
那就是儿童附魔事件 Incidents of demonic possession in children.
非常小的孩子 Young children.
迪亚兹写过一本有关的书 Diaz wrote a book about that.
而你进行了研究 And you researched it.
还有编辑 You edited it.
所以我才来找你 And that is why I' m here.
你可以接触到梵蒂冈的所有档案 You would have access to all of the Vatican archives,
包括贝尔维德雷的教皇档案 including the Apostolic Archive in Belvedere Court.
什么 你说的是贝尔维德雷庭院吗 Excuse me? Cortile de Belvedere?
我做牧师时都没有过接触 I didn' t have access to that when I wore the uniform.
你也知道时态的严重性 You see the urgency of the matter.
不行 绝无可能 - No. Out of the question.
我有家 我不能就搬去罗马了 I have a family, I can' t just move to Rome.
你想去总是有办法的 - Arrangements can always be made.
我只想请你 All I ask is
考虑一下 Consider it.
如果你有任何问题打给我 Call me if you have any questions.
你说的对 - You didn't lie.
这里的景色果然惊人 This view is magnificent.
让你无法呼吸 Takes your breath away.
仪器指针没有动 The PKE needle hasn't moved.
冈德森先生没什么需要担心的 Your Mr. Gunderson has nothing to fear.
这边完事了吧 - We're done here, yes?
我们还有事没做完 We have some unfinished business.
一直没给你的房子 We never got around to doing
做过一个全面的检查 a thorough analysis of your house.
没必要 Oh, there's no need.
我现在住着呢 感觉好极了 I live there now and it' s wonderful.
佐伊去你房子就出事了 There is what happened to Zooey.
佐伊就是个怪人 Zooey' s a flake.
她私闯民宅 就是个刺头 She's a trespasser and a distraction,
有件事我从没跟你说过 There's something I' ve never told you;
跟任何人都没说过 Never told anyone.
就在你来到公司的第一周 It happened your first week at the agency.
佐伊工作到很晚 Zooey was working late
然后有人跌跌撞撞的从电梯间里出来 and who should stumble off the elevator but Bob Livingston
你的前老板 鲍勃·利文斯顿 your old boss.
他喝高了 来找你 He'd been drinking and looking for you,
想要表达他永恒的爱 professing his undying love.
她让利文斯顿别来烦你 She told Livingston to leave you alone.
她告诉他你不需要他 She told him you didn't need him,
你只需要再给自己一点点自信 You just needed a little more confidence in yourself.
于是她没收了他的车钥匙 让他把车停在楼下 So she confiscated his keys, validated his parking,
叫了个出租车让他离开 called him a cab and told him to get the eff out.
我只是觉得你应该知道 佐伊 I just thought you should know that Zooey,
这个刺头 累赘 this flake, this distraction
对苏珊·爱尔兰的信心 it's just possible she believed in Susan Ireland
比你还多 more than you did.
不 恐怕阿玛兰斯女士不肯让步 No, I' m afraid Miss Amaranth wo
有这个必要吗 Well, is that very necessary?
好吧 但是你们和善点对她 好吗 Uh, okay, just- - Just be gentle with her, okay?
她 She's...
是个特别好的老人 a nice old lady.
-抱歉 -我们就直奔主题吧 Sorry. Let’s cut to the chase.
这个苏珊绝对不是我们的苏珊 Susan definitely isn't Susan.
那刚把我踢出办公室的 Then who was that unpleasant woman who just
-讨人嫌的女人是谁 -是她的阴暗面 - kicked me out of my office? - It' s her dark side.
是苏珊的所有野心和自信 It's all of Susan's ambition and confidence
但却没有任何人性 without any of the humanity.
据我掌握的有限的资料 The limited data I have.
这是我们从没见过的东西 suggests something we've never seen before:
一个活人被一个无机灵体附身 A living person possessed by an inorganic spirit.
无机 - Inorganic?
它不是个生命体 从没有过 - It's not alive. It never was.
这就是为什么它没有像巡回者那样 That’s why it didn't trip our incursion alarm
触发我们的入侵警报 as the roadies did.
那么 So. ...
我们怎么除掉它 how do we kill it?
除掉它却不伤害苏珊 - Killing it without killing Susan.
这是个棘手的问题 that's the trick.
幸好前几晚我们用那台仪器 Thank goodness we didn't use our device the other night.
否则可能会造成可怕的伤害 It could have done horrible damage.
-怎么会呢 -它的设计原理 - How? - It was designed to extract
把苏珊从房子里剥离 而不是把房子从苏珊身上移除 Susan from the house; not pull the house from Susan.
各位 Guys
我们怎么知道她还活着呢 do we even know she's alive?
菲尔 Phil!
她向我求救了 She asked me for help.
虽然声音微弱 It was quiet and weak,
但我听到了 but it was there.
一直以来你都是对的 You were right all along.
我现在就不说那句“我早说过”了 等到苏珊回来 - I'm saving the I told you so's'til Susan' s back safe
我再跟你算账 but they are coming.
那个名字滑稽的建筑人呢 - What about the builder with the funny name?
兔子脚 我把他的地址发给你了 Rabbitfoot. Yeah, I actually just texted you his address.
如果这是种附体现象 Look, if this is a possession,
那就是我拿手的了 it's kind of my side of the street.
让我深挖一下 看看能不能发现什么 Let me dig in, see if anything clicks.
我朋友罗谢尔一直在研发一种技术 - My friend, Rochelle, has been working on a technology
可以从岩石中抽取邮寄矿物质 that extracts organic minerals from solid rock.
-也许可以适用 -怎么用 - May be an application there. - For what?
苏珊 嗨 Susan. Hi. -
我怎么不记得今晚要开 I don't remember getting a staff meeting request
全员大会呢 about tonight.
这不是全员大会 Uh, umThis isn t a staff meeting.
就是个特别的小组会议 因为 It's just a...special teams get- together on, um...
因为 on, um...
他们马上就要驱逐艾尔莎·阿玛兰斯了 They' re about to evict Elsa Amaranth.
这会给我们带来巨大的公关危机 There's gonna be a huge PR fallout
我们正在讨论该如何处理 and we were just discussing how to handle the messaging.
如果会影响到公司声誉 我倒有些想法 - If it' s brand- related, I have some thoughts.
那赶紧说来听听 我们指的是洛马克斯 - We can' t wait to hear them! And by"we, "I mean Lomax.
托马斯·兔子脚吗 - Thomas Rabbitfoot?
就是我 你是哪位 - That’ d be me. And who are you?
我是为了金登曼街上的房子来的 - I'm here about the house on Kindenman street.
兔子脚这姓挺有意思的 Rabbitfoot. It's a interesting name.
家族传说 Family legend goes.
埃利斯岛的店员 that the clerk at Ellis Island
在给我曾曾曾祖父 had so much difficulty
制作幸运符时 pronouncing my great- great- grandfather' s name
无法正确读准他的名字 that he went for the lucky charm in his pocket.
那可真是糟糕 That's terrible.
古罗马人将男人的老二视为幸运符 - Ancient Romans considered the human phallus a lucky charm.
是我们给简化了 Maybe we got off easy.
请坐 Please.
有关那栋住宅 Now, about the house.
它做了什么 What has it done?
我有个朋友买下那栋房子 然后 Friend of mine bought the house and
怎么说呢 I don' t know.
它好像 控制了她 It's sort of...taken her over.
你知道些什么吗 You know something?
她叫海拉·恩索姆 一个挪威人 - Her name was Hela Ensom, a Norwegian woman.
泰勒马克人吧 From Telemark, I think.
她为一家能源公司工作 She worked for an energy company.
她一年中有六到九个月在石油钻井平台上 She was out on an oil rig six to nine months of the year.
她来找我 让我帮忙设计一栋住宅 She came to me. She asked me to design a house.
实际上这么说不准确 Actually, that’s not accurate.
她想设计一栋房子 她想让我 She wanted to design a house and she wanted me.
微笑接受并且建造 to smile, nod and build it.
你接受了 And you did.
所有的细节她都参与了 She was involved in every detail.
住宅里的一切对她都是有意义的 Everything had to mean something to her.
所以人们才会量身定制 - It's why people build custom.
不止如此 她好像深陷其中 - It was more than that. She immersed herself in it.
她说那是她的永宅 She said it was her Evig Hus.
她永远的家 Forever house.
后来怎么了 So, what happened?
她死了 She died.
一场大风暴袭击了石油钻井平台 A big storm hit the oil rig.
她和其他八个人一起被卷走了 She was swept over the side, along with eight others.
她的尸体一直没有找到 Her body was never found.
这件事发生在她搬进去一周后 And this happened a week after she moved into the house.
海拉没有亲戚 所以 Hela had no relatives, so...
基本上就是银行接管了 the bank basically took it over
然后租出去了好几次 但没人 and then leased it a bunch of times, but nobody.
在里面住超过一个星期 would stay in it more than a week or so.
知道为什么吗 - Any idea why?
你肯定会觉得我疯了 - You' re gonna think I m crazy.
说说看吧 Try me.
那房子在哀悼她 The house was mourning her.
海拉在那所房子里倾注了太多心血 就好像 Hela had put so much of herself into that house it was like.
那房子变成了她的一部分 it was an extension of her.
人们可以顺利搬进去 Now, people could move in,
但总会出问题 but something would go wrong
然后他们一两天后就会搬出来 and they would be out in a day or two.
房子拒绝了他们 因为他们不是 The house is rejecting them for not being. ...
海拉·恩索姆 Hela Ensom.
所以这房子 它想要什么 So this house, what does it want?
它想要永远 It wants permanence.
希望有人搬进来 然后留下 It wants somebody to move in and stay.
它想永远成为某人的一部分 It wants to be a part of somebody forever!
简短的回答就是 The short answer:
它想要她 It wants her.
它想要海拉 It wants Hela.
海拉长得很像我认识的一个人 Hela looked a lot like someone I know.
-准备好了吗 弗雷迪 -我们要去哪儿 Ready, Freddy? - Where are we going?
马修住宅 确认边界 记得吗 Matthews. Boundary confirmation, remember?
我来开车 I'lldrive.
所以 告诉我 So, tell me:
你们昨晚都说了什么 What were you all talking about last night?
你知道 就是 就像卢克说的 - You know, like, uh, like Luke said, the uh,
阿玛兰斯那个事儿以及它的潜在危害 the Amaranth case and, uh, its potential damage.
呃 你可能需要 把速度慢下来一点点 Uh, you know you might want to, like, slow down just a little- -
我不这么认为 - I don't think that' s exactly true.
你们到底说了什么 What were you really talking about?
你 在说你 - Uh. Uh, uh. You! You!
好吧 我们在说你 Okay? We were- we were talking about you!
-所以呢 -所以 And? - And, um
你知道 在这艰难的时刻 我们怎么才能 you know, just how we could be loving and supportive friends
成为友爱和支持的朋友 in this- in this difficult time.
好好好 我们在聊怎么 Okay, okay! We were talking about how to
把房子从你身上清除掉 或者把你弄到房子外面去 行了吗 get the house out of you or you out of the house, okay?
前面有个急转弯 There's a really sharp turn up ahead!
-你们的计划是什么 -好吧 那算不上真正的计划 - What was your plan? - Well, it wasn't really a plan!
苏珊 Susan!
我是驱魔师 奥吉是个科学家 I' m an exorcist! Augie is a scientistl
卢克是专家 佐伊是个无政府主义者 Luke is a specialist! Zooey' s an anarchist!
我们总有一个能搞明白吧 One of us has to be right about something!
操 Shit!
什么 What?
救救我 Help me
现在 你的意思是 Now, just so I understand
你想把我当人祭献给一个 you want to offer me up as a human sacrifice
耍脾气的老房子吗 to a naughty old house?
我们刚才说的不是这个意思 - That’ s not at all what we just said.
艾尔莎 你需要一个永远的家 Elsa, you need a forever home
这房子需要一个永远爱它的人 and this house needs someone that will love it forever.
感觉这确实是笔有来有回的交易 Feels like there' s a deal to be made here.
我确实喜欢这厨房 - I do like the kitchen.
看看那景色 And look at that view.
三间卧室 三间卫浴 空间很大 Three bedrooms, three baths, tons of space.
是啊 可能要花很长时间才能把它清理干净 - Yeah, it'll probably take an eternity just to clean it!
我来给你展示一下 Let me just show it to you.
也许你们会合得来呢 Maybe you'll hit it off.
哦 如果你不介意的话 － Oh! If you' ll excuse me.
-菲尔 -卢克 我是当爹的人了 好吗 Phil. Luke, I' m a dad, okay?
还有人指望着我呢 我不能再做这行了 People depend on me! I can' t keep doing this shit!
我们需要好好谈谈 We need to have a long talk!
什么 - What?
哦 罗谢尔 他在工作室呢 Oh, Rochelle! He's in his workshop.
奥吉 Augie?
你拿到了吗 Ah! You have it?
在楼下 我的人正把它搬到你的车上 Downstairs. My people are moving it into your van.
你是想把这个用在一个人身上吗 You want to use this on a person?
嗯 对 Well, yes.
但也不准确 And no.
为什么他们就不能放过我们 Why can' t they just leave us alone?
他们爱我 They love me.
你对他们做了那么多坏事 After all the things you' ve done to them,
你说过那么些难听的话 all the shitty things you' ve said,
他们仍然爱我 they still love me.
-我爱你 苏珊 -这不一样 - I love you, Susan. - It's not the same!
他们不会让你回去的 我不要再失去你了 They' re not taking you back. I won't lose you again.
我想说几句临别感言 - Just real quick, a few parting thoughts.
你们这些人为什么不肯放过我们 - Why won't you people leave us alone?
只有我了 - It's only me.
你把菲尔和奥古斯特都吓跑了 You scared off Phil and August.
你惹毛了佐伊 她也不想理你了 You pissed off Zooey. She s done with you.
看来你赢了 Looks like you win.
但你还是来了 And, yet, here you are.
一旦涉及到我爱的人 When it comes to people I love,
我这人就固执 忠诚 不太聪明 I' m stubborn, loyal and not too bright.
你想要什么 - What do you want?
给我最后一次机会跟苏珊说再见 Give me one last chance to say goodbye to Susan.
真正的苏珊 The real Susan.
不是那个一半是干墙 Not the version that's 50%drywall
-和屋顶钉版本的苏珊 -不行 - and roofing nails. - No!
我知道她长得像海拉·恩索姆 - I know that she looks like Hela Ensom.
她有她的能量 她的精神力 但她毕竟不是她 She has her energy, her spirit but she is not her.
她不会被暴风雨从石油钻塔上卷下来 She's not gonna get swept off an oil rig.
她只是位房地产经纪 She's a real estate lady
在错误的时间爱上了错误的房子 who fell in love with the wrong house at the wrong time
我只想说我很抱歉 and I just want to say I' m sorry...
还有再见 and goodbye.
入侵警报 - Intruder alert.
后门 Back door.
-骗子 -入侵警报 Liar. - Intruder alert.
入侵警报 Intruder alert.
我想我不喜欢你的这些新朋友 - I don't think I like these new friends of yours.
什么 What? Uh!
啥啊 What the...?
别走开 孩子 Stick around, kid. -
苏珊 Susan!
卢克 - Luke?
远离我们 房屋之灵 Recede ab nobis, domus!
离开她的身体 Recede ab hac femina- -
好好通读所有与世俗买卖 Leges omnes pertinentes emptionem venditionemque
有关的法律 peculiorum in hoc mundo seculare- -
脱离你的羁绊 (straining)Locatio tua abit!
脱离你的羁绊 Locatio tua abit!
奥吉 起作用了 Augie, it s working!
奥吉 起作用了 Augie, it's working!
加油 Come on!
不 不 No, no!
哦 天哪 Oh, dear
奥吉 快跑 Augie, runl
我不知道你来不来 - I didn' t know if you'd come.
那东西以你的名义做了坏事 Something bad is happening in your name.
我觉得你可能想弥补一下 I thought you might want to fix it.
卢克·罗曼 - Luke Roman!
我们的事还没了呢 We have some unfinished business!
我好想你 I' ve missed you so much.
我很抱歉 I' m so sorry.
我知道 - I know.
谢谢你肯回来 Thanks for coming back.
我好担心你 - I was so worried about you.
我们应该先打个电话的 对吧 So, we probably should have called first, huh?
好了 新业务告一段落 Okay, that wraps up new business.
得最后整理一下 Just some final housekeeping items.
阿玛兰斯宅邸 The Amaranth House,
以前被称为恩索姆宅邸 formerly known as the Ensom House,
将在月底完成交割 closes at the end of the month.
特别感谢洛马克斯和佐伊 Special shoutout to Lomax and Zooey
你们加快了文件处理的速度 把艾尔莎的东西搬了进来 for expediting the papers and getting Elsa's stuff moved in.
它们比推土机早到了12个小时 They beat the bulldozers by 12 hours.
完全没接近让人兴奋的程度 - Not even close enough to be exciting.
你要结束了吗 - You about wrapped up?
我有几件事要说 I got a couple of things.
首先 恭喜菲尔神父 First off, congratulations are in order.
他马上就要搬去罗马 Father Phil has informed me that he's moving to Rome,
然后就会入罗马的乡随罗马的俗 where I assume he will do as the Romans do.
奥古斯特也将在下个月离开我们 August will also be leaving us next month
重新加入 这玩意儿我完全记不住 to rejoin- now I can never remember this.
高级科学和国防研究管理局 The Advanced Science and Defense Research Administration
他会继续和罗谢尔争论 where he will continue to argue with Rochelle,
只是现在别人会给他很多钱 only now he will be well paid for it.
佐伊呢 And Zooey?
佐伊秋季学期就要上法学院了 Well, Zooey will be starting law school in the fall,
所以我们也不会像我们希望的那样经常见到她了 so we won't see as much of her as we'd like, either.
现在 你们可以想象 Now, as you can imagine,
我一直在为此挣扎 I have struggled with this.
你们不仅是我的同事 You are not only my colleagues...
也是我的朋友 you are my friends.
但是 在苏珊经历了这些之后 But, after what Susan has been through,
我开始明白抓得太紧不放手的 I' ve come to understand the danger and futility
危险和徒劳 of holding onto something too tight.
即使 Even.
是抓住你爱的东西 something you love.
所以 你们要知道 So, just so you know,
无论你们从这里走向何方 wherever you go from here,
家一直都很重要 there is something about home.
这里就是家 And this is home.
好蠢 So stupid.
为了避免这次会议结束时气氛太沉重 - To avoid ending this meeting on a bummer note,
我还有最后一件事要宣布 I have one last announcement.
我要让苏珊成为公司的正式合伙人 I' m making Susan a full partner in the agency.
我想你们都同意 早该这样了 I think you'll all agree that it's long, long overdue.
太好了 Hell, yeah!
恭喜你啊 合伙人 Congratulations, partner!
不好意思 你要去哪儿 Excuse me! Where are you going?
嗯 怎么了 Yeah. What is it?
我没事 - I' m good.
不是真正的办公室 更像是 - It's not really an office. It's more like a desk
房间中央摆了一张桌子 in the middle of a room.
-敬合伙人 -敬合伙人 Partners? - Partners.
那么 我该找谁谈要办公室的事 So, who do I talk to about poaching an office?
周一第一件事就是开始找新员工 First thing Monday, gotta start looking for new staff.
我们最好赶快去找 因为有太多待售的房子 We better get on it because there are so many listings.
还有超多幽灵 So many spookies.
时间又太少 So little time.
说到时间 我得走了 Speaking of time...I gotta run.
今天是道别的日子 It's been a day of goodbyes and, uh.
还要跟另一个人道别 I' ve got one more.
你知道这个地方会让你越来越喜欢的 You know this, uh, place kinda grows on you.
我不确定你会不会 还在这儿 - I didn' t know if you'd still be, uh. around.
我不能让那句话成为我们之间的最后一句话 - I couldn't let those words be our last.
我一直在想 - I've been thinking.
有想就是好事儿 Thinking is good.
我一直在想 把某样东西抓得太紧 - I've been thinking that trying to hold onto something too tight
就很容易失去它 is a good way to lose it.
你不会失去我的 卢克 You won t lose me, Luke.
只要你把我留在心里 As long as you keep me in here.
你应该走了 You should go.
探索外面的世界 Find out what' s out there.
你知道 我们一家从来 You know, we've never been a.
都不喜欢抱抱 family of huggers.
那么 我们就只说 So, let’ s just say...
回头见 See you around.
儿子 Son.
因为你 我要离开的时候才觉得这个世界 you're my way of leaving the world
比我来的时候更美好 better than I found it.
我爱你 爸 - I love you, Dad.
梅根 嗨 Megan! Hi!
很高兴听到你的声音 It's great to hear your voice.
哦 你知道的 Oh, you know.
你好吗 How are you?
真的吗 Really?
他们死了多久了 How long were they dead?