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谁是我的好客户啊 - Who's a good client?
回阿斯特拉来吧 奥古斯特 回到我身边来 Come back to ASDRA, August. Come back to me.
苏珊 我超级需要你给我的职业建议 Susan, I desperately need some career advice!
救救我 Help me.
你看见佐伊了吗 You seen Zooey? -
她去见苏珊了 She went to see Susan.
我要去见我妈了 - I' m going to see my mom.
你还好吗 What' s new?
一直以来你都是不在乎 AlI this time and you still don't care.
你还能听见声音吗 - Do you still hear the voices? -
这些日子 不太听得到了 - These days? Not so much.
是 是 佐伊没事 Yeah, yeah. Zooey’ s okay.
我刚离开医院 I' m just leaving the hospital now.
怎么了 小姑娘 Pardon me, Miss?
你还好吗 You okay?
我在找我妈妈 - I' m looking for my mom.
你跟她在哪走散的 - Where'd you leave her?
我们在吵架 We were arguing
有辆白色的车不知道从哪窜出来 然后 and then this big white car came out of nowhere and- -
你在这等了有段时间了吧 - You've been waiting here a while, huh?
我只是在想 她应该会在这的 - I just keep thinking she'll be here.
如果我不停的回来 她就会在这 If I keep coming back, she' ll be here.
但是没人跟我说话 But nobody will talk to me!
他们就直接从我身边走过好像我不存在一样 They just walk past me like I' m not there.
除了你 你跟他们都不同 Except you. You' re different.
你知道你妈希望你怎么做的 对吗 You know what your mom would want you to do, right?
我们总吵架 We argue a lot.
没关系啊 - Doesn't matter.
她爱你 She loves you.
应该是吧 - I guess.
妈妈就是这样 Things with moms is:
即便她没说 even if she' s not, like, there to say it,
也不等于她就不在乎 doesn't mean she doesn't care.
她想给你最好的 一直如此 She wants the best for you. Always.
对你最好的 And the best for you.
不是留在这 just isn' t here anymore.
你走吧 You go ahead.
穿过马路 You cross.
乔蒂 乔蒂 Joiti. Joiti.
有人在房子里 There's someone in the house!
好吧 Okay, yeah.
你留在床上别动 Just, uh, stay in bed.
我去看看 I am going to check it out.
嘿 嘿 你最好给我出去 Uh, you better get outta here!
我是个身高近2米体重200多斤的 I'm six- foot- four and 240 pounds
我是个身高近2米体重200多斤的 I' m six- foot- four and 240 pounds
怒气冲冲的房主 of a pissed- off homeowner.
嘿 我手里还拿着刀呢 Hey, I’ m holding a blade!
天 这刀锋利的呀 Oh, God, it's so sharp
可以把番茄切成 it could cut a tomato
切成特别薄的薄片 into, like, really thin slices!
我数到三 You got to the count of three
你就赶紧给我滚出去 to get your punk ass outta here.
One!
二 Two!
别逼我这么做 Please don't make me do this!
别逼我这么做 Please don’t make me do this!
怎么了 好笑吗 是嘛 你觉得这事很好笑吗 What, funny? Really? You find this funny?
你好可爱啊 Oh, you' re so sweet.
乔 你特么搞什么呢 停下来 Jo, what the hell is happening? Stop!
停下来 嘿 Stop! Hey, stop!
怎么回事 - What was that?
这是什么啊 What's this?
这是个棒球棒 蠢货 - It's a baseball bat, dumbass.
是他的 - It was his.
-为什么会跑这来呢 -不知道 - What's it doing here? - I don't know.
这是我的 而且我正要拿它胖揍你一顿呢 - It's mine and it' s ready to go all lemonade on your ass!
O那这个就跟他的其它东西都放一起了哈 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff.
乔 这特么是怎么回事啊 Jo, what the shit is going on?
这家伙是谁啊 怎么回事 Who is this guy? What is happening?
我知道 耐心点 - I know. Just be patient.
对我来说也很难 It's hard for me, too.
对你来说很难 Hard for you?
听我说 跟我说话啊 Listen to me! Talk to me!
我明白 我知道这很难 - I get it. I know it' s hard
但这也是我们必须要做的 对吗 我们要放下过去 but that' s why we have to do this, right? We have to move on.
放下过去 对 你给我滚出我家 离开我的生活 Move on yes! Out of my house, out of my life!
停下 停下 停下 Stop! Stop! Stop!
-我们去床上吧 -好 - Let' s go to bed. - Okay.
什么 What?
乔 Jo?
乔 怎么回事啊 跟我说说话 Jo, what the hell? Talk to me.
现在你就别想了 Now you're cut off.
我都没有那么多 - I didn' t even have that much.
这东西怎么在这 What s it doing here?
那这个就跟他的其它东西都放一起了哈 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff.
你耐心点 - Just be patient.
-什么 什么 什么 -我知道这很难 - What? What? What? - I know it' s hard
但我们必须 but that' s why we have to do this, right?
什么 - What?
怎么回事 What? What?
我们得放下 - We have to move on.
我们去床上吧 Let' s go to bed.
纳斯 - Nas?
什么鬼 - What the- - ?
她怎么样了 How is she?
佐伊身上都是伤 还流着血 Zooey is bruised and she is bleeding
而且非常恼火 但她没什么大事 and she is mad as a wet cat, but she' s gonna be okay.
奥古斯特现在送她回家了 August is taking her home.
苏珊呢 - What about Susan?
这才是问题所在 That is the question, yeah.
好吧 听我说 我会继续查下去 Okay, well, listen, I' m gonna keep digging here,
但我们需要银行记录才能掌握事情的全貌 but we need those bank records to get a full picture.
我会想办法要个截屏的 彻底查一下 I'll settle for a snapshot. Anything you can find
那栋房子 谁建的 谁住那 about the house! Who built it, who lives there.
好的 好的 我这就查 Okay, okay. I’ m on it. -
你没事吧 You okay?
苏珊在里面 我知道 Susan is in there. I know it.
你怎么知道的 Well, how can you know?
声音吗 你的超能力回来了吗 The voices? The power, it’ s all back?
是我妈 - It was my mom.
我碰了她的手 然后就像 I touched her hand and it was like
插入了12号扬声器的电线一样 plugging into a 12- gauge speaker wire.
这是 这是怎么回事呢 - How...How could that work?
我又不是科学家 What am I, a scientist?
你爸呢 你见过他了吗 - What about your dad? Have you seen him?
没有 我都没时间 苏珊被困在房子里 No, I haven' t had time and now Susan' s stuck in there
还不知道是什么东西干的 我们得赶紧把她救出来 with God knows what and we need to get her out!
你打算怎么做呢 - What are you gonna do?
那我就要为个女士去见见那个房子了 - I' m gonna go see a house about a lady.
我们刚搬进来时 有半面墙都不能用 When we first moved in there was a half- wall here
而且装饰墙是那种特别恶心的绿色 that just didn't work and a hideous green accent wall.
真是太难看了 It was horrible.
这里感觉开放空间很大 不错 Well, it feels very open. Great job.
谢谢 Thank you.
不是我干的 It wasn't me, though.
我老公这方面特别擅长 My husband was good at this stuff.
连颜色都是他挑的 He even picked all the colors.
他真的把这房子打造的挺特别的 He really made this house into something special.
的确如此 Well, he did. And it is.
好吧 那么你现在和其它四所房子 Okay, so you are competing with four other houses
-一起在三个街区的半径内进行竞争 -好 - in a three- block radius. - Okay.
我问过他们的想法 - I checked them out and they' re
看上去他们兴奋的不行 just about as exciting as underwear for Christmas.
这房子做的这些改造和装修 The work you did is going to pay off huge in terms of
在销售和价格上都有很大优势 a faster sale and a higher price.
这是我第一任丈夫的功劳 My first husband did all the work.
他有远见卓识 He was the one with the vision.
也有天份 The talent.
可他却去世了 And he died.
我死了吗 - I died?
节哀顺变 - I am sorry for your loss.
扎扬把他的一颗心都扑在了房子上 Zayan poured his heart and soul into this house.
他说这是我们的永世之家 He called it our"forever home. "
直到我们能买的起更好的房子 "Until we can afford something better. "
我今年年初遇到的纳斯尔 - I met Nasser earlier this year.
我们十月初结的婚 We married in early October
几个月前我们决定 and a couple months ago we decided.
是时候卖掉这里继续生活了 it was time for us to move on.
太多回忆了吗 Too many memories?
扎扬得了心脏病 Zayan had a heart thing.
他们说这叫 They called it an.
主动脉剥离 aortic dissection.
所以年纪轻轻就去世了 It killed him so young.
也让我痛不欲生 And that just killed me.
我连续几个月魂不守舍 For months I stumbled through everything.
麻木迟钝 Numb.
然后纳斯尔让我又活了过来 Then Nasser brought me back to life.
所以 So...
让我们把这个地方卖掉 let's get this place sold
然后找个又新又好的地方 and find something new and wonderful' cause
因为纳斯尔值得一个新开始 Nasser really deserves a fresh start.
我也赞同 - I don't disagree.
你应该知道昨晚发生的事 You should probably know what happened last night.
我也很高兴见到你 Well, nice to meet you, too.
看上去我们需要好好聊聊了 Looks like we got something to talk about.
那就聊吧 So, let’s talk.
他年纪轻轻就去世了我也很遗憾 Look, I feel bad that he died so young
只是 我们也有自己的生活 It' s just that, you know, we have our own life, too.
但别误会我哈 这房子是很好 But don't get me wrong, it's a great house.
只不过这是他们的房子 Except it was their house.
我想住在我们自己的房子里 You know, I want to live somewhere that' s our house.
可以理解 Understandable.
你看哈 就是因为这种事 See, this is exactly the type of thing
让我觉得 也许乔蒂还没有放下 that makes me think that maybe Joiti’ s not on board
不好意思 乔蒂 with all this. Excuse me. Joiti?
-怎么了宝儿 -是你又把这些箱子打开的吗 Yeah, babe? - D' you unpack all these boxes?
没有啊 我没碰过你这些珍贵的箱子 No, I didn' t touch your precioys boxes
没有啊 我没碰过你这些珍贵的箱子 - No, I didn't touch your precious boxes.
我们不是说好了要把这些东西捐掉吗 - I thought we agreed that we were gonna donate all this crap.
是你说的 我不想再因为这事跟你吵了 - You agreed. I got tired of arguing.
里面是什么 Uh, what was in them?
都是他的旧破烂儿 Oh, just all of his old shit.
-你不是开玩笑吧 -怎么了 You gotta be kidding me. What?
我昨天花了一天的时间把这些东西打包 - I spent all day yesterday packing these.
打算今天就送到二手店去 I was gonna take'em to Salvation Army.
-可为什么都放在这了呢 -不是你放的吗 And what are they doing here? - You didn' t put it back here?
-不是 -那是谁 - No. - Oh, then who did?
我啊 婊子 - I did, bitches!
你是说我在撒谎吗 Are you calling me a liar?
很明显我很喜欢打包东西然后再拆开 Clearly I like to pack things just to unpack' em.
我又不傻 乔蒂 I' m not an idiot, Joiti.
这事我们晚点再讨论 Ah, let’s put a pin in that.
等等 乔蒂 我只是 Wait! Joiti! I was just- -
不是 我们谈谈行吗 拜托了 No, let’s just talk about this, please?
你眼光不错嘛 You have a good eye.
那个是《荒野荆棘》第13张专辑 That' s, um, Groundthorne number 13.
如果你走进一点 Oh, and if you look a little closer,
还能看到《变种修女》第7张专辑 you'll see Mutant Nun number seven.
她和杰瑞·福尔韦尔在笼子里打架那个 The one where she cage fights Jerry Falwell.
因为律师的介入他们不得不撤销发行 They had to pull that one when the lawyers got involved,
但我先买到了 but, uh, I got to it first.
他居然管这些东西叫破烂儿 This is the stuff that he calls shit!
你知道这是什么吗 这是生活的痕迹 Do you know what it is? It is the residue of a life.
我的生活可他算什么 My life! And he- he, what?
想把这些东西直接丢到二手店去 Wants to cart it away to the Salvation Army,
卖了房子然后诱拐我的老婆吗 sell this house, abduct my wife?
别想了 Really?
真不知道乔蒂为什么跟这个没文化的家伙在一起 What the hell is Joiti doing with a philistine like that?
你想把这房子卖了 You think you' re gonna sell this house?
不可能 No!
别做梦了 I don' t think so.
我有大把时间 我哪儿也不去 - I have all day. I' m not going anywhere.
是我太幸福了 所以你不痛快吧 - It’ s my happiness that bothers you,
是不是啊 卢克 isn't it, Luke?
我一直希望苏珊能幸福 - I always wanted Susan to be happy.
是啊 只要能让你开心 - Sure, as long as it makes you happy
而且整个世界都是围着你转的 and the world still revolves around you.
我想跟苏珊谈谈 - I'd like to talk to Susan, please.
-我就是苏珊 -别扯了 - I am Susan. Bullshit.
你想要证明吗 证明我就是苏珊 You want proof? Proof it' s me?
行啊 如黑你能给我看看你的身份证 - Yeah, if I could see, like, a photo ID
或者信用卡主卡什么的 and a major credit card.
童子军时我们就学会了生火 这样证明不了什么 Taught us to build a fire in cub scouts. Proves nothing.
你知道我最烦你哪点吗 卢克 You know what I hate about you, Luke?
你就是个完美先生 风格完美 You' re Mister Perfect. Perfectly styled,
色彩协调 自信 口齿伶俐 color- coordinated, confident, glib.
我想跟苏珊谈谈 拜托了 - I'd like to talk to Susan, please.
你凭什么觉得我不是苏珊呢 What makes you think I’ m not Susan?
就是你说的色彩协调那话 - Well, it's the whole color- coordination thing.
你在其它方面生我的气我理解 但是 See, I could buy the rage on the other points, but, uh,
色彩协调 color- coordination?
那可是苏珊的核心信仰 It’ s one of Susan's core beliefs.
你得离开了 罗曼先生 - You need to leave, Mister Roman.
你也不是苏珊 You’re not Susan either.
但我是 Oh, but I am.
我们是一体的 We are one.
苏珊·爱尔兰控制着我 Susan Ireland possesses me.
法律的十分之九都是有关控制和占有的 所以你到底想干什么 - Possession is nine- tenths of the law, so what do you want?
我想让你们都不要再骚扰苏珊了 I want you all to stop distracting Susan.
别再来烦我们 Leave us alone.
你看哈 苏珊是我朋友 如果她让我滚 See, Susan is a friend of mine, so if she tells me to piss off,
那我肯定走 立刻消失 I' m gone. Boom, I' m outta here.
但除非她亲口说 But until she does.
你就等着吧 watch for me.
我会回来的 I'Ilbe back.
滚吧 卢克 Piss off, Luke.
苏珊从不这么说话 - Susan would never say that.
看上去不错 Looks good.
你们还好吧 Is, uh, is everything okay?
嗯 没事 抱歉在你面前这样 Yeah. Yeah, I m sorry you had to see that.
我知道这对她来说很难 Look, I know that this is tough on her.
我只是不想往后余生 I just don t want to spend the rest of my life
都只做她死去老公的替身 being her dead husband' s cover band.
乔蒂跟我讲了昨晚发生的事 Joiti told me about what happened last night.
是 那事有点 诡异 Yeah, that was...weird.
你有注意到房子里发生了 Have you, um, noticed anything else...
别的诡异的事吗 weird in the house lately?
嗨 嘿 - Hi! Hey.
我能跟你商量几件事吗 Uh, can I bounce a couple things off you right now?
行吧 Cool.
那么 So...
很明显我死了 Apparently, I' m dead.
我能看到你和那个肌肉男 但你看不见也听不见我 I can see you and muscle boy, but you can' t see or hear me.
这个西葫芦我劝你还是切厚点 You' re gonna want to cut those zucchinis pretty thick.
总之呢 Anyway...
我觉得我们不该让 I don' t think we should let a little thing
我不合时宜的死去这种小事 like my untimely death get in the way
影响到我们完美的关系 所以我的计划是这样的 of a terrific relationship, so here is the plan:
我帮你赶走肌肉男 I help you get rid of Mister Musclepants.
你会过得更好 You can do better.
实际上 你已经过的很好了 In fact, you actually have done better.
接下来 你炒了那个房地产女士 Next, you fire the real estate lady
然后把家具挪回到原来的位置 因为 and move the furniture back the way it was because
现在家里的风水都被破坏了 the whole feng shui thing is totally messed up now.
然后最好的部分在这呢 And, then, here' s the best part:
我们就 we just, um...
这样生活下去 live.
哦 是你生活下去 Well, you live and I do
然后我就还像现在这样 whatever the hell this is right now.
但我们会在一起 But we will be together.
在我们的家里 In our house.
我们的房子 Our house.
哇 你还记得我 Wow, you remembered my secret ingredient
做炖菜的秘密配方 for superior ratatouille.
就是放一丢丢红糖 Touch of brown sugar.
我好想你 I miss you so much.
看上去真不错 我来帮忙你不介意吧 That looks great! You mind if I help?
当然啊 是你最爱吃的 我特意给你做的 Yeah, it' s your favorite. I’ m making it for you.
-谢谢 -好消息 乔蒂 Thank you. - Good news, Joiti.
我给你们安排了看麦吉尔街的 I have us scheduled to look at that new house
那套房子 on McGuill Street.
我超爱那套房子的 - I love that house!
我知道这很难 - I know it' s hard.
那这个就跟他的其它东西都放一起了哈 This is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff.
专门为你做的 Making it just for you
是时候实施我的计划了 Time to put my plan into action.
什么 What?
该死 没中 Damn it. I missed.
我觉得有必要跟我的老大聊聊了 I think I need to talk to my supervisor.
然后我看到了镜子 她就在里面 And then I looked in the mirror and there she was.
而且脸色很难看 And she did not look good.
你应该回家好好休息下 You should be home taking it easy.
我没事 等我们救出苏珊我再休息也来得及 - I'm fine. And I' ll take it easy when we get Susan out of there.
那个镜子的事让我有点担心 See, the mirror thing worries me.
几个世纪以来与镜子相关的神秘事件都表明 There’s centuries of mirror mythology that suggests
镜子会吸引灵魂 有能力困住他们 an attraction to souls, the ability to trap them
并且有意愿无限期地控制住他们 and the will to hold them indefinitely.
你见到苏珊了吗 Mm. Did you see Susan?
我都没能进去 你没事了吗 I never even got inside. You okay?
嗯 就是浑身酸痛 Yeah, just sore.
那么 你要告诉他们吗 还是我来说 So, you gonna tell them or should I?
告诉我们什么 Tell us what?
我得超能力又回来了 - I' m back on the air.
我靠 厉害了 Ah, hell, yeah!
都回来了吗 能听到声音了 也能沟通了 So, it s all back? The voices? The ping?
比以前还要清晰 Stronger than ever. -
真是时候 About damn time. -
-洛马克斯 嗨 -罗曼 Lomax. Hi. Roman!
-洛马克斯 嗨 -罗曼 - Lomax. Hi. - Roman!
我知道你现在很忙 但我想 I know you've got your hands full, but I think
这家房主死去的老公刚才差点杀了她的新老公 my homeowner' s dead husband just tried to kill her new guy.
你亲眼看到的吗 - Uh- oh. You saw this?
是 我亲眼看到一把刀从台面上飞了过来 Yeah, I saw a knife fly off the countertop
差点正中那家伙的脸 and barely miss the guy's face.
嵌入墙里三英寸 Got stuck three inches into the wall.
抱歉 我要麻烦你过来一趟 - Look, I’ m sorry to pull you into this.
失去一份销售业绩倒是没什么 I can handle losing a sale,
可是因为一把刀插到脸上而失去一个客户 but losing a client to a knife in the face?
我的业绩评估帕是有点难看了 That s gonna look really bad on my performance review.
我会尽快赶过去 - I'|l get there as soon as I can.
-我得去帮下洛马克斯 -苏珊怎么办啊 - I gotta go help Lomax. - What about Susan?
-我们得马上赶过去才行 -没有计划就去不行 - We should be there right now! - Not without a plan.
我们现在对厄客德娜还在调查阶段 We're still in the "investigate"phase of the ECHIDNA process.
在我们弄清楚要对付的到底是什么东西之前 We don' t move on to"neutralize" until we know exactly
我们不能直接跳到清除这一步 因为是苏珊我们更要谨慎 what we' re up against. We owe Susan that much.
你还在查过去的住户吗 You still working on the past residents?
这房子银行扣了很久 The bank has owned it a very long time
他们不想跟我们分享记录 and they do not like to share records.
我在技术方面也寻求了一些帮助 - I' ve enlisted some help on the technical aspects.
那你们继续努力 我会尽快赶回来 Well, keep working on it and I II be back as soon as I can.
嘿 要不要搞银行一下子 Hey, wanna mess with the bank?
好啊 - Yes, please.
嘿 抱歉不得不把你叫过来 Hey, I am so sorry to drag you into this.
那对夫妇呢 - Where's our happy couple?
他们在家里呢 生气的各自在房间里打包 They' re in the house, rage packing in separate rooms.
他们觉得发生了什么 What do they think is going on?
纳斯尔 那个老公 拒绝接受事实 Nasser, the husband, is in complete denial.
他认为自己是飞车射杀的受害者 He thinks he' s the victim of a drive- by knifing.
乔蒂 我觉得她现在无所适从吧 Joiti, I- I don' t think she knows what to make of it.
很明显她心里有幸存者内疚 There's a healthy dose of survivor guilt in there.
我在之前那份工作中经常见到 I- I saw it a lot on my last job.
那另一个老公呢 - What about the, uh, other husband?
那个死了的 知道我在哪能找到他吗 The one without a pulse. Any idea where I could find him?
我知道你可以从哪开始找起 - I know where I' d start.
真行又一个脸色苍白的权威人士哈 Great. Another pale authority figure.
我真是有点 You know, I have just about
受够你们了 had it with you guys. -
你得调整下战立姿势 You need to adjust your stance.
你的脚应该分开与肩同宽 Your feet should be shoulder width apart.
不是吧 你莫非也 - What? Are you, like, um...
死了吗 我活的好好的 - Dead? Not at the moment.
那 那你怎么能看见我 还能听见我说话 - The- then how can you see me? How can you hear me?
《温顺的黑斑羚》怎么能卖掉两百万张专辑呢 How can Tame Impala sell nearly two million albums?
宇宙本就捉摸不定 Universe is a freaky place.
这倒是 Yeah, true dat.
所以 泽扬 So, Zayan.
扎扬 Uh, ZAYan.
扎扬 Zayan. Um- hm.
你老婆和她老公决定卖掉房子 Your wife and her partner decided to sell the house
我很确定你就是因为这个才回来的 and I' m pretty sure that' s what brought you back.
行吧 随便 反正她不能跟那家伙在一起 Cool. I don' t care. She can' t be with that guy.
她不能爱他 She can' t love him.
就是不能 She just can' t.
我不想说话这么直接 但你死了 - I hate to be this direct, but you died.
你现在就是虫鼠粮 You are, in this moment, worm chow.
我毫不怀疑你对乔蒂的爱 Now, I have no doubt that you loved Joiti
而且她也爱过你 但是 and that she loved you back, but that?
那都是过去的事了 It's over.
我以为爱是会到永远的 I thought love lasted forever.
是 Well, yeah.
就像不需要维护的复合板 Like low- maintenance composite decking.
那为什么乔蒂不能跟我在一起呢 Then why can' t Joiti and I be together?
可以啊 Well, you can.
只是还没到时候是吗 - Just not yet?
太扯了 这事我要找谁谈才行 It's bullshit. Who do I talk to about that?
是的 我们现在就需要这些记录 Yes, we’Il be needing those records now.
行吧 Uh- huh. All right.
那能请你告诉我你的名字吗 Can I please have your name
这样当我告诉我们的法务谢丽小姐 so Miss Shelley in legal will have someone to reference
你完全没有能力提供 when I tell her that you are completely incapable
她处理重要法律事务所需的这些文件时 of providing these documents that she needs
她就知道该找谁了 for an important legal matter?
是嘛 那太好了 Oh, really? Oh, that’s great!
法务的谢丽小姐一定会很开心的 Miss Shelley in legal will be so pleased.
可不是嘛 法务这些人 Uh- huh. Ah! Those people in legal.
太吓人了 律师什么的 对吧 They’re scary, huh? Lawyers, am I right?
太好了 你可真是个勇士王子 科迪 Perfect! You're a warrior prince, Cody.
好的 拜拜 Uh- huh. Okay. Bye- bye.
律师啊 有他们做不到的事吗 Lawyers. Is there anything they can't do?
你一定就是佐伊吧 You have to be Zooey.
-你是 -我是来找奥古斯特的 And you are...? - Here to see August.
你有预约吗 Do you have an appointment?
亲 我就是预约 Honey, I am an appointment.
佐伊 这是罗谢尔 Oh, Zooey, this is, uh, Rochelle.
你跟他描述的一毛一样 You are exactly as he described you.
-他还描述我了哈 -我想他应该是叫你 Oh, he described me. - I think he called you his- -
罗谢尔 我的工作室在这边 Uh, Rochelle, my...workshop is this way.
第五个女儿 Fifth daughter.
就为了这里 你拒绝了我的提议 For this you turned me down.
也许有点小 但是 - It may be small, but it is...
足够了 adequate.
那么 你都在解决什么问题呢 So, what are we trying to solve?
我们有个活生生的有机体 We have a living organism
与一个无生命的物体绑定在了一起 forcibly conjoined with an inanimate object.
具体点呢 Specifically?
我们有个善良的女士 不止被困在了一所房子里 We have a nice lady who s not just trapped inside a house,
还成为了这个房子的一部分 but becoming part of a house.
所以我们需要一个提取工具 So, we need an extraction tool
可以把她跟房子分开并且不能伤害到她 that can separate and withdraw her without harm.
玄学上的救生钳 A metaphysical jaws of life?
一如既往 你总是一语中的 As always, you capture the essence.
我们能去看看这栋房子吗 Can we go see this house?
佐伊 我们要去苏珊家的房子去测点数据 Zooey, we’ re going to take some readings at Susan' s house
菲尔会去跟我们碰头 他从没去过 Phil' s meeting us there. He' s never seen the place
想去感受一下 and he wants to get a feel for it.
不介意我跟你们一起去吧 Mind if I tag along?
你确定要这么快就给这房子 You, uh, certain you want to give this house
第二次伤害你的机会吗 another swing at you so soon?
我们就看看到底谁能笑到最后 - We'll see who' s still standing at the end.
我以前收拾过比这还难看的刀伤呢 I' ve covered up nastier knife wounds than this.
这就是我喜欢你的地方 洛马克斯 有见识 - That’ s what I like about you, Lomax. You' ve seen stuff.
好吧 接不接受都好 Okay. Take it or leave it.
我曾认识一个女人 I met this woman once.
她老公死于某种癌症 Her husband had died, it was some sort of cancer,
她买了全套的高级套餐 but she bought the whole premium package.
奥德赛级别的灵柩 墓旁弦乐四重奏 Odyssey- level casket, string quartet graveside,
祝福中释放鸽子 一路都是最顶级的操作 dove release at benediction. It was top- drawer all the way.
够得上我在布朗大学大四一年的学费了 Paid for my senior year at Brown.
好吧 Okay.
在某个比较隐私的时刻 她告诉我说 - In a private moment, she told me
他们也经历过艰难的时期 that they had gone through this rough patch,
但是他们做了夫妻咨询 but they found couples counseling
起到了很明显的帮助 and apparently it just turned the whole thing around for them.
她说他死的时候他们握着双手 就像新婚夫妇一样 She said that when he died they were holding hands
直到他咽下最后一口气 like newlyweds until his last breath.
故事挺感人啊 That’ s a nice story.
夫妻咨询 Couples counseling.
我觉得也许对这一对也管用 I think maybe that' ll do the trick here.
哪对 Which couple?
都管用吧 Hm. Both.
看上去似乎有很多痛苦 So, it just seemed like there was a lot of pain,
很多迷失还有不止一点愤怒 a lot of loss and more than a little anger.
愤怒都归我了 Dibs on the anger.
所以呢 So?
我认为如果我们能开诚布公的谈谈 - I think that if we put things out in the open
对所有人都有帮助 对吧 it'll help all of us, you know?
然后生活就可以继续了 Move on to where we need to be.
无论是在情绪上 Emotionally
还是在精神上 Spiritually
还有这里的房产 都能有个出囗 and in a residential real estate context.
这感觉有点傻 This feels kind of silly.
我们要假装扎扬就在房间里吗 We' re supposed to pretend that Zayan is here in the room?
计划就是这样 That is the idea, yeah.
这也太蠢了 This is stupid.
你才蠢 - You’ re stupid.
我想如果扎扬在这里 I think if Zayan was here
他会说这种态度什么问题都解决不了 he would say that that attitude isn't going to get us anywhere.
来吧 纳斯 试试又何妨 Come on, Naz. What could it hurt?
-好吧 -好一个混蛋 Yeah. What an asshole.
我说错了吗 Come on.
好吧 如果扎扬在这里 Okay, if Zayan was here,
他会说自己对你的爱 he would say that the love he shared with you, Joiti,
是永不磨灭的 乔蒂 was something that should last forever.
确实像是他会说的话 That does sound like something he'd say.
他真是个浪漫的人 He was such a romantic.
那你打算怎么回应 And how would you respond?
我想 - I' d.
这感觉真的好傻 This really feels dumb.
说吧 Go on.
我会跟他说 - I'd tell him that when he...
当他去世的时候 When he passed
你很伤心 我懂 You were sad. Oh, I get it.
除了去清真寺 - I never left the house.
我从未离开过家 Except to mosque.
只有去了清真寺 Only to mosque. It was the...
我才能稍稍感觉好些 only thing that made me feel better.
我就是在那里遇到纳斯的 That's where I met Nas.
他妈妈刚刚去世 His mom had just passed.
还真是非常清真的甜蜜邂逅 That is a very halal meet cute.
已经过了一年多了 我还要等多久 - This is over a year later. How long was I supposed to wait?
永远 - Forever!
纳斯尔 如果扎扬现在这里 Nasser, if Zayan was here right now
你会怎么跟他说 what would you tell him?
哥们 你死都死了 Dude, you’ re dead.
你这个虚情假意 破坏别人家庭的王八蛋 You are a smarmy, home- wrecking piece of shit!
我想扎扬会说你们俩并不如 I think Zayan would argue that you two aren' t as compatible
他和乔蒂在一起那么和谐 to one another as they were.
这他说了不算 对吧 - It's not really for him to say, is it?
哥们 你都死了 Dude, you know, you re dead.
这太蠢了 This is stupid.
我很抱歉 我还是去整理一下房间吧 I' m sorry. I just- - I' m gonna go repack the den.
嘿 别碰我的东西 - Hey, keep your hands off my shit!
我觉得这没什么用 - I don' t think this was helpful.
抱歉 - I' m sorry. -
我只是觉得能开诚布公说出一切才是最好的 I just thought it would be best to get everything out there.
你说得好像他是个善妒且控制欲很强的人 You made him sound jealous and controlling.
他从来都不是那样的人 He was never like that.
他善良 风趣 He was kind, and funny.
充满爱心 Really loving.
我爱他胜过爱我的生命 And I loved him more than life.
他只想让我幸福 AlI he wanted was for me to be happy.
当我们在一起的时候 And when we were together,
我们真的很幸福 we were happy.
看起来不像是吸血鬼城堡啊 Well, doesn't look like Castle Dracula.
可别放松警惕 Just don t turn your back on it.
菲尔 这位是罗谢尔·德克尔 我的朋友兼同事 Phil, this is Rochelle Decker, a friend and colleague.
罗谢尔 这位是菲尔·奥利 也是朋友兼同事 Rochelle, Phil Orley, ibid.
-很高兴认识你 -我也是 - Nice to meet you. - You, too.
老天啊 Oh, dear.
我可以看看吗 May I?
真是太神奇了 Oh, these are marvelous.
这玩意儿能根据不同的能量波动校准 They' re calibrated for different energy fluctuations
并以波峰和波谷的形式提示我们 indicating drains and surges that can alert us
监测到的残存情感和现实里的异动 to residual emotional and temporal activity.
你俩为什么不开个房聊呢 Oh, why don t you two just get a room?
好吧 我们得进去了 苏珊还在里面 Yeah, we gotta go. Susan's in there.
苏珊 Susan!
-我们走吧 -好的 Shall we? - Yes.
表面看起来不像凶宅的地方 - It's the ones that don't look like Castle Dracula
才是我最害怕的 that worry me the most.
苏珊 苏珊 - Susan! Susan!
苏珊 苏珊 Susan! Susan!
佐伊 我在这里 佐伊 Zooey! I' m here! Zooey!
干扰 干扰无处不在 Distractions. Distractions everywhere.
你不再需要它们了 苏珊 You don t need them anymore, Susan.
你有我了 You have me.
应该处理掉他们 They should be dealt with.
我们可以一起做 We can do it together.
我们可以一起做任何事 We can do everything together.
放我出去 Let me out of here!
也许我们可以达成互相的妥协 - Perhaps we can work out a compromise.
去你妈的妥协 The hell we will.
-都空了 -是啊 - Well. Yeah. Well.
至少他还给你留了个躺椅 At least he left you the recliner.
是啊 他在等人来帮他 Yeah. He is waiting for someone to help him.
一个经常去健身房的人 I mean, you go to the gym that much
靠自己居然都没法把躺椅抬起来 you'd think you' d be able to lift a recliner by yourself?
你打算做什么 就在房子里闲逛吗 - What are you gonna do? Just wander around the house
赖在这里不走 弄点小恶作剧 rattling chains, hiding toothpaste from Joiti
闹乔蒂一辈子吗 for the rest of her life?
我有个计划 - I have a plan.
-你的计划里纳斯尔能活吗 -你看 这就是问题所在 - Does Nasser survive this plan? - See, that' s the thing.
杀掉纳斯尔只是个短期的解决办法 Killing Nasser is a short- term solution.
乔蒂会另找个对象 Joiti would just find someone else.
-可能是更糟糕的对象 -没错 Someone even worse. - Exactly.
或者他死后 灵魂也会永远困在房子里 Or his soul could be stuck in this house forever.
你以为我希望永生永世 You think I want to spot him on the bench press
看他做卧推吗 才不呢 for the rest of eternity? No.
不 我想清楚了 No, I have thought this through...
杀了乔蒂才是合乎逻辑的 and the logical person to kill is Joiti.
如果乔蒂死了 她和我就能在一起了 If Joiti dies, her and I could be together.
你听到她说的了 我们在一起时她很幸福 You heard her! She was happy when we were together.
我觉得她想象中的幸福绝不是你是说的这种 - I don' t think that was the scenario that she had in mind.
好吧 我想不到别的解决办法 Well, I don' t see another solution, so. ...
好吧 你打算怎么做 Okay! How' re you gonna do it?
-我不知道 -我不知道哈 - I don' t know. - I don' t know.
拿上你的棒球棍 打烂她的头吗 Take your baseball bat. You' re gonna bash her head in?
我们可以一刀捅进她的心脏 We can knife her in the heart.
-把她推下楼梯 -老兄 只是 Shove her down the stairs. - Dude, just- -
我还在地下室看到一些老鼠药 - I saw some rat poison in the basement.
你可以在她的咖啡里撒一此 You could slip some in her coffee.
-住嘴 老兄 -虽然有点痛苦 但死亡是必然的 - Stop, man. - She won' t go easy. She'll go.
-老兄 闭嘴 -不 你闭嘴听我说 - Dude, just shut up! - No, you shut up and listen!
乔蒂还有大好人生 Joiti has her whole life in front of her.
你说你爱她 但我不相信 You say you love her, but I don' t believe you.
你知道我爱她 - You know I do!
如果你爱一个人 Because when you love somebody...
无论如何 你都希望她幸福 you want them to be happy, no matter what.
哪怕她幸福的和别人在一起 Even if they’ re happy with somebody else.
现在有多少时间 Now how soon?
如果你再给我们一点时间 Well, I' m sure if you just give us a bit more time
我们一定可以说服阿莫兰斯小姐 we can convince Miss Amaranth to- -
我明白但是她在那儿住了很久了 I understand, but she has lived there a very long time.
非常 非常长的时间 A very, very long time.
好吧 你先别做太过激的事 Okay, just give me one last try
再给我最后一次机会 好吗 before you do anything too drastic, okay?
你有地方放这些东西吗 Do you have a place to put all this stuff?
纳斯有一个仓库 Um, Nas has a storage unit.
他看起来很能干 He seems very capable.
我会一直怀念扎扬的 但是 - I'II always miss Zayan, but
纳斯让我比自己想象的更幸福 Nas makes me happier than Iever thought I' d be.
我甚至觉得这是自己应得的 I kinda think I deserve that, you know?
我也这么想 - I think so, too.
-谢谢你的帮助 -没事 Hey, thanks for your help. - You bet.
我只是 Hey, I just uh
很抱歉我表现的像个傻瓜 I m sorry for being kind of a tool
-没事的 -我想只是 - It's okay. - I guess it's just...
这个扎扬实在是太好了 this Zayan character was so amazing.
留在这我就要生活在那个人的阴影里 How' d you like to live in that kind of shadow?
是啊 Yeah.
他是个了不起的家伙 He was quite a guy.
他算是重建了这个房子 对吧 Well, he basically rebuilt this house, right?
你知道他是个厨师吗 还是个音乐家 Did you know he was a cook? And a musician.
还是个流行文化大师 那种文艺复兴调调的家伙 And this pop culture guru kind of renaissance guy.
闭嘴吧 Stop.
我怎么能竞争的过他 How am I supposed to compete with that?
这不是个靠竞争的事 You know, you don’ t have to.
是啊 - Yeah. -
我们赶紧把这东西装好 Now, let' s get this thing loaded.
小心 Look out!
天啊 他甚至都没刹车 Man, he didn' t even stop!
你没事吧 You okay?
我们已经为周六看房日做好准备了 - So, we’ re all set for the open house on Saturday.
周日你就等着大家络绎不绝 Get ready to field some way- above- asking offers
-争相竞价吧 -那就太好了 - on Sunday. That’ d be wonderful.
在纳斯尔把那些东西 Oh! And before Nasser sends all that stuff
送去二手店之前 to The Salvation Army,
罗曼告诉我 有些东西如果卖给 Roman tells me that some of it could be worth
懂行的经销商 可能值一大笔钱 a significant amount of money to the right dealer.
我觉得可能卖不了几个钱 - I can' t imagine that it'd be worth much.
卖出个六位数问题不大 Apparently we’ re in six- figure territory.
比如 Like...
房子的首付款 或者大学学费基金 down payment on a house, or college fund money.
给你个号码 Here's a number.
告诉他们是扎扬介绍你来的 Tell them that Zayan sent you.
对不起 乔 I'm sorry, Jo.
我觉得自己太爱你了 所以我 I thought I loved you so much that I, uh...
我不能放你走 I couldn't let you go.
现在才知道我爱你那么深 甚至愿意放手 Now I know I love you so much that I can.
你去苏珊家了吗 - You were at Susan' s place?
看到什么了 What did you see?
什么都没有 但是奥古斯特和他女票 Nothing. But August and his squeeze
说有办法把苏珊弄出来 have some ideas about how to get Susan out.
-他女票吗 -罗谢尔 他们好像 His squeeze? - Rochelle. They have
-在一起过 -那菲尔呢 some kind of history together. - What about Phil?
菲尔正在银行取房客记录 - Phil is picking up the tenant records at the bank.
很好 Well, great.
我回来后就把大家召集起来 Let's get everybody together for as soon as I get back.
卢克 Luke?
我对我的职业道路有些想法 I think I have an idea about my career path.
好的 Okay.
我想成为 - I think I want to be...
一名律师 a lawyer.
我天 我和你妈妈到底做了什么孽 Oh, God! Where did your mother and I go wrong?
好吧 听我把话说完 Okay, okay. Hear me out on this.
我执着 I' m tenacious.
没错 Yeah.
-喜欢争辩 -这是缺点 Argumentative. To a fault.
有说服力 Persuasive.
-这个嘛 -就有说服力 WellPersuasive.
好吧 你很有说服力 Okay, you' re persuasive.
等我拿到法律学位 我可以做很多事情 And, with a law degree, I can do any number of things.
我可以切实的帮助别人 I can actually help people.
我能让权贵们害怕 I can afflict the comfortable,
也能抚慰受苦的人 but comfort the afflicted.
说实话 To be honest,
一想到你拿法律学位我就直起鸡皮疙瘩 the thought of you with a law degree is terrifying.
不过是好的那种 In all the best ways.
听着 我们回头再谈这个吧 Look, let’ s talk about this when we get back.
现在 Right now...
没有什么比苏珊更重要了 there's nothing more important than Susan.
当然 好吧 再见 Yeah, absolutely. Okay, bye.
大家好 Everybody.
卢克 这位是 Uh, Luke, this is, uh,
罗谢尔·德克尔博士 她帮了我们一点忙 Dr. Rochelle Decker. She' s helping us out a bit.
太好了 雪中送炭 计划是什么 Great, we need it. What’ s the plan?
好的 Okay.
这些传感器可以识别房子建筑结构之内 These sensors identify all of the human DNA
所有的人类DNA within the infrastructure of the house.
但这最多只是个估算 It's an estimation at best.
还是没找到设计图纸吗 Still no house plans?
终于查到建筑商的名字了 Finally got the name of the builder.
托马斯·拉皮德福特 我正追查他 One Thomas Rabbitfoot. I’ m tracking him down.
接下来呢 What's next?
我们就激活设备 We activate our device,
这样就能抽取出完整的实体苏珊 which should extract the fully corporeal Susan
并传送到附近的GPS坐标 to a GPS coordinate nearby.
你们觉得会有用吗 Think it' ll work?
-应该吧 -没问题 Probably. - Absolutely.
好吧 Okay.
让我们拿下城堡 Let’ s storm the castle.
把我们的姑娘夺回来 And get our girl back.
全员到齐啊 Gang's all here!
去你办公室聊 Your office?
这不是 - Is it...?
是啊 Yeah.