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他们来了 They' re here.
你想招来取代苏珊的人 The people you want to replace Susan with.
我可能认识一个人 - I think I might know somebody.
我加入 洛马克斯 卖房的 - I'm in. Lomax. I sell shit.
你说的原来是这种诡异啊 So that’ s the brand of weird.
苏珊 Susan?
我有点担心苏珊 I' m worried about Susan.
-是什么 -你母亲 - What is it? - Your mom.
除非你肯去面对 Until you confront it,
否则它会成为你永远的负担 it' s your unfinished business.
我知道你新来乍到的 但是 - I know you' re new here, but
这时间我们通常是要睡觉的 generally we try to sleep this time of day.
于是 寡妇说 不 So, the widow says, "No, I just want
我就想让抬棺人穿上教士队的队服 the pallbearers wearing Padres jerseys
这样他们就可以让他最后再失望一次了 so they can let him down one last time.
别忍着了 Oh, come on.
不管你在哪 Wherever you are,
我知道你听完肯定笑了 I know that you laughed a little.
所以 So,
你肯定不敢相信我明天要去见一个人 you' re never gonna believe who I' m seeing tomorrow.
说到这我得打个电话 Which reminds me.
你醒着呢 You up?
我也不确定 You know, I m not sure.
我们的希瑞公主如何了 - How's She- Ra, Princess of Power?
精神着呢 我现在正抱着她在地上溜达 Gassy. We’re currently strolling the grounds.
抱歉打扰到你了 Sorry to bother.
不会 我活着就是为了被打扰的 啥事 No, it s what I live for. What’ s up?
我只想告诉你 - I just wanted you to know.
我打算去见我妈了 I' m going to see my mom.
你不打算提前通知她一下吗 Uh, you don' t want to maybe give her a heads- up?
送个卡啊什么的 You know, send a note, or...
贺曼店里可不买 Well, Hallmark doesn' t make a good
“你抛弃了家人”卡 "so you deserted your family"card.
稍等一下 - Huh. You know, pardon me.
叫号到我们了 到我们了 来吧 Our table’ s ready. Our table's ready. Come on.
靠 Shit! Uhh...
好了 我们回来了 Okay, we are back.
看 这事有那么难吗 See? Was that so hard?
做个充满爱的好父母 To be a good, loving parent
照顾孩子 对孩子有求必应 who is attentive, who is responsive?
不抛弃孩子 肯跟他们住在同一屋檐下 Who lives in the same house?
-再聊吧 菲尔 -嘿 嘿 - I'|Ibe in touch, Phil. - Hey, hey.
祝你好运 Good luck.
想知道我这里有什么吗 看看这个 What do I have here? What is this?
看看爸爸手里的是什么啊 What does daddy have? What?
亲爱的卢克 信的开头我想说 － Dear Luke, let me begin by telling you
我还是挺享受 how much I have enjoyed
过去几周在罗曼地产的经历的 the past few weeks at the Roman Agency.
有挑战的工作 爱挑衅的客户 Challenging work, provocative client issues,
你的团队也很棒 your team is wonderful.
你的团队 Your team is...
很特别 unusual,
但基本上还算不错 yet fundamentally sound.
所以考虑到自己要离职 So, it is with great regret that I must ask you
我还觉得挺遗憾的 to consider this my letter of resignation.
我加入你们公司的决定有点仓促 My decision to join your agency was made in haste.
而这决定有点 And I' m afraid it' s sort of come back to.
反“咬”到我了 Bite me.
是啊 就挺慢的 Yeah, no, it' s pretty slow.
而且 我刚把酒店的确认函发你了 Also, I just emailed you your hotel confirmation.
威斯汀戴尔那有什么值得你待一晚的地方吗 What's in Westindale that merits an overnight stay?
就是开到那路挺远的 还要开回来 Just a long drive there and a long drive back.
我花了很长时间评估自己的职业之路 So, I am taking this slow period to assess my career path.
然后呢 And?
做心理咨询师得喜欢和人交往吧 You have to like people to be a therapist, right?
-的确 -完蛋 - It helps. Shit.
佐伊 好多事情你都很擅长 Zooey, you are really good at a lot of things.
是 可却没几样能赚到钱的 Yeah, and yet so few can be monetized.
说真的 大家都在说 No, seriously, everybody talks about
做事就做自己喜欢的 doing something they love.
我的建议是 做事就做你最擅长的 My advice? Do something you’re really good at.
我的建议是 做事就做你最擅长的 My advice? Do something you' re really good at.
喜欢的事可以留到周末去做 Love is for the weekends.
天 喜欢的事可以留到周末去做 God. "Love is for the weekends. "
十字绣都要自己绣自己了 The sampler nearly needlepoints itself.
好了 我去办理入住了 AlI right, I will check in.
拜 Bye.
卢克 我很乐意帮你 Luke, I was happy to cover for you
完成马拉凯一家的收尾工作 on the Malachi family closing.
丽娃 克莱夫 双胞胎凯特和海登 Reva, Clive, twins, Kat and Hayden,
都很讨人喜欢 they were delightful.
最后是转让证明书 And then, finally, this is the bill of sale.
甚至可以说有点太讨喜了 I might even say alarmingly SO.
感觉我们就像活在梦里一样 - I feel like I’ m living in a dream!
简直就是梦想之家 A dream house, that is!
我让搬运工 And I asked the movers
先把客厅的家具布置好 to unload the living room furniture first
因为你们知道今晚是什么日子 cause you know what tonight is.
游戏之夜 Game night!
感觉我的胰岛素水平下降到了濒危的最低值 Feeling my insulin levels plunging dangerously low,
-我很快就完成了收盘 -恭喜 I completed the closing quickly Congratulations.
但没想到的是 许是太快了 A little too quickly, as it turned out.
洛马克斯 Lomax.
找我有事吗 Is there something you need?
没有 我就是 No. No. I was just, uh...
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
摆弄我多年前曾经探索过的 Fiddling with a little technology
一项小科技 that I first explored many years ago.
过去生活的残余 A remnant of a past life.
我在很多房地产公司都做过 - I' ve worked at a lot of real estate agencies
但从没有一家公司里配科学家的 but never one that had a science officer before.
科学是有井然有序的知识 - "Science is organized knowledge.
智慧是井然有序的生活 "Wisdom is organized life.
威尔·杜兰特 Will Durant.
哦对 你 Oh, that's right. You- -
你就喜欢引经据典对吧 You do that, don' t you?
你会习惯的 You' ll get used to it
洛马克斯 Lomax.
马拉凯家的文件有问题 Malachi docs; you have a problem.
-什么 -屋顶搭板 - What? - Roofing rider.
上面没有签名 There's no signature.
-该死 -嗯 我们需要签名才行 Oh, damn! - Yeah, we need that signed.
我知道 我只是希望 - I know. I was just hoping
今天是我最后一次见马拉凯一家 that I' d seen the last of the Malachis.
他们看上去人挺好的啊 They seemed nice.
非常好 Very nice.
过分好了 Aggressively nice.
好的让人牙根痒痒 Chewing on tinfoil nice.
我们之前这种客户都给苏珊 Yeah, we used to give clients like that to Susan.
苏珊自己本身也很好人 - Susan's a very nice person herself.
是吧 可我 Oh, yeah. See, I' m not
不是那种容忍度特高的人 constructed with those kinds of tolerances.
很明显 不过跟你说一声 卢克对于ass(屁屁)还是挺在意的 Clearly. But just so you know, Luke is very big on ass.
售后服务 After Sales Service.
卢克从没用过这种缩写 Luke has never once used that acronym.
我知道 只是想想就好笑 - I know. It just makes me smile.
关键是 如果他在这的话 他就会 The point is, if he were here, he would tell you
用那种又支持你但又非常坚定的双赢腔调 in his supportive yet firm win- win way
告诉你说 即便你牙根痒痒 even if it makes your teeth hurt,
你也要确保文件有人签字 you get that signed and make sure that they are
然后确保他们喜欢自己买下的新屋 loving their new home.
我不能明天再去吗 今晚是他们的游戏之夜 - Can't I do it tomorrow? It' S. game night.
所有的文件签字时间都是今天的 Closing docs are all signed with today' s date.
除非你想都重新签一遍 Unless you want to start all over?
不 我不想 真是蠢到家了 No, I- I don't. It s stupid.
奥古斯特 问个问题 August, quick question...
联调局探员加入前会要求验血吗 Do FBI agents get drug tested?
应该要吧 问这千嘛 - I would thjnk so. Why?
没啥 Oh, no reason.
骰子 Yahtzee!
天 好想念葬礼服务 God, I miss the dead.
洛马克斯 欢迎来我家 Lomax, welcome to our home!
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
这是给你们带的小礼物 Uh, this is for you!
真有心啊 Oh, what a lovely thought.
我 Oh! I, uh
不想刮花了你们的地板 don't want to scuff your polished floors.
这双鞋可真漂亮 - Aren't they lovely?
克莱夫 孩子们 洛马克斯来了 Clive, kids, Lomax is here.
抱歉打扰到你们的冢庭之夜 - I' m so sorry to interrupt your family night.
我我真不敢相信自己漏了这一页 I- 1, uh, can t believe I missed this page!
得了 你就承认吧 Come on, admit it. You just
你只是等不及想再看看这漂亮房子吧 couldn't wait to see this scrumptious house again!
被你猜中了 You got me!
海登 凯特 你们去做一下晚餐前的准备 Hayden, Katherine, why don't you kids go get ready for dinner
我们把文件签好 while we take care of the paperwork?
快去吧 Scoot, scoot.
好了 我需要你们在这里签字 Okay, uh, I just need your signatures right there.
好的 我们看看 AlI right. Let’ s see. - Mm- hm.
对 就在那下面 Uh, yeah. Just right there on the bottom.
非常好 - Mm- hm. Yeah, great, yeah.
好喜欢你身上的味道 你用什么牌子的香水 I love that fragrance you're wearing. What is it?
我 我不用香水的 - I- I don' t wear perfume.
克莱夫 你闻到了吗 Hm. Clive, do you smell it?
我闻到 一股味道 - I smell...something.
谢谢 Thank you.
我要 I am going to
抓紧走了 get out of your way.
不如明天跟我们共进午餐啊 Oh, um, it' s just takeout but, um,
虽然只是外卖 how'bout stopping by for lunch tomorrow?
我 我很乐意 但是 Oh! Oh, I- I would love to, but- -
-太好了 -我 实际上还需要 Perfect! - I, actually need to- -
你给我们提供的售后服务 You know, the service you' ve shown us after the sale
真的是顶级的 is really top- notch.
快答应吧 - Please say you' ll come!
-太好了 -真棒 Great! /Marvelous.
你们家的狗好像咬到我的鞋子了 I, uh, think your dog found my shoe.
狗 - Dog?
我们家没有狗 We don t have a dog.
是你们啊 吓了我一跳 You, uh...startled me.
我发现院子里有些脏东西 I found something nasty in the yard.
就在里面打了个滚 - I rolled around in it.
所以 So, just...
你们就是在自己找乐子呗 making our own fun, then?
lauo homwhog Eternate Global lNc Werewolves? 狼人吗
不是吧 Seriously?
你觉得布雷迪一家对着月亮嚎叫了哈 You think the Brady Bunch is howling at the moon?
我就把话放这了 - I am just putting it out there.
你的工作室里有银子弹吗 You got any silver bullets in the workshop?
我就不明白了 你们卖房子的时候 - I don' t get it! You find all kinds of weird shit
什么诡异的事没见过 狼人 in these houses. How is a werewolf
怎么就这么好笑了 suddenly so over the top?
我们遇到的大多数现象 Most of the, uh, phenomena that we encounter
都跟某个具体的地点 is tied to, uh, a specific locale- -
某栋特别的房子相关 a certain property.
但狼人的说法实在是有点 Werewolf mythology feels a bit more...
异想天开 不对 漫无边际 Free- range? No! Off- leash.
我们觉得 We’re speculating.
你可能得跟菲尔谈谈 You need to speak with Phil.
如果真有这回事 问他就最合适了 If there's something to this, he'd be the one to ask.
我不想麻烦他 I'd hate to bother him.
如果真有一个会变身的狼人 Oh, he'd never forgive us if it was a.
而他又错过了 那他永远都不会原谅我们的 shapeshifting lycanthrope and he missed it.
那我现在就得去找他 Well, it has to be now
因为我还要回那房子一趟 cause I' m supposed to go back over there.
对哈 他们邀请你共进午餐呢 Oh, that s right. They' re having you for lunch.
我有事要办 I have an errand to run.
我就想着说再去苏珊家看看 Yeah, Ijust thought, you know, I' d run by Susan s.
去骚扰她一下 Rattle her cage a little.
我觉得生活总要继续吧 - I think souls move on.
我们应该最能理解这一点了 We should understand that more than most.
但苏珊不会 Yeah, but not Susan
就算是 她也不会不理我们 and not from us!
你也知道 我现在正面临 I mean, you know that I' m going through this
职业和身份危机 crisis of career and identity
而我最想与之交谈的 and the one person who I feel like I need to talk to the most,
最有可能给我一个 the one person who I feel like can give me smart,
不扯淡 女人与女人之间的职业建议的人 no- bullshit, woman- to- woman career advice,
却不肯接我电话 won't even take my frickin' calls!
我就 I just.
我需要专注 I need focus. You know?
我是说 我放弃了做一名真正地产经纪人的机会 I mean, I struck out on being a real estate agent.
那可是我打杂多年后得到的正式工作 And that's the job they give you when you keep burning the fries.
没人逼你 You were not pushed.
是你自己决定的 You jumped.
你注定要做更伟大的事 You were meant for greater things.
我列了个清单 上面是我觉得自己能胜任的工作 - I made a list of jobs that I thought I' d be good at.
心理学家和联调局探员 Therapist and FBI Agent.
划掉了 Crossed out.
决定挺正确 Hm. Probably the right call.
间谍 乐队经理人 手模 Spy. Band manager. Hand model?
狙击手 Sniper.
血样分析家 乐团大提琴手 Blood spatter analyst. Concert cellist.
你会拉大提琴吗 You, uh, play the cello?
你这份清单的问题在于 目标定的太低了 Look, the problem with this list is that it aims too low.
好吧 Well, shit
那我现在该怎么做 What do I do now?
这么说吧 You know...
苏珊自己最需要的可能也是 the affirmation that she's needed here
在这里工作受到的肯定 might be exactly what Susan needs most herself.
-是吗 -如果她现在拒绝了你 You think? - Well, if she rejects you now,
你就知道 她是要放下这份工作了 you'll know for certain she's moved on.
但也许 But maybe.
她没有 she won't.
也许帮助我 Maybe helping me
是苏珊回来的第一步 is the first step to getting Susan back.
给她看看你的清单 Well, show her your list.
问问她的建议 反正也没什么害处 Ask her advice. What can it hurt?
谢谢 Thank you.
这很明显是遗传啊 Clearly it' s a genetic thing
跟耳垂分离或糖尿病一样 Like detached earlobes or diabetes.
早上好 Good morning!
这个街区的房子几乎没人肯卖 Houses in this neighborhood hardly ever come up for sale,
所以这套房子肯定抢手 sO this one is probably going to go very fast.
我是维多利亚 I'm Victoria.
谢谢你肯过来 你找房很久了吗 Thanks for stopping by. H- have you been looking long?
找了一辈子了吧 Seems like forever.
抱歉 UhSorry.
这地方真不错 Nice place.
结构特好 Good bones.
大多数人现在 You know, uh, most people nowadays
似乎都想在郊区安家 seem to want homes out in the suburbs.
大房间 新环境 对吧 Room for everything something new, you know?
不是很多人会喜欢这种老房子 Not everybody appreciates these older places:
楼梯窄 房间小 tighter stairways; smaller rooms.
但我觉得这种房子很有特色 But I have found that they have character. O
我在很多这种旧房子里 - Well, I ve met lots of characters
都见过非常有特色的东西 in older places like this.
我可以带你参观一下 你是 Well, I- I can show you around, um...?
卢克 Luke.
这是 So, is this the, uh,
早期的水车磨光吗 original millwork?
战后的 Postwar.
你眼光真不错 你也是干这行的吗 卢克 it's a- a good eye. Are you in the business, Luke?
看来我们总是能认出自己人哈 Seems like we always recognize our own.
那么 So...
你还好吗 what's new?
打断你的育儿假真的是很抱歉 I feel awful cutting into your parental leave.
没事 能出来一趟也挺好的 奥吉叔叔 Nah, it’s nice to get out. Felicity is getting an intro
正在给菲莉希蒂介绍量子物理学 into quantum physics from Unkie Augie.
大家一致认为 The consensus seems to be that I have a touch
我有点疯言疯语了 of the batshit crazy. Well
我们干的就是疯狂的行当 we're kind of in the batshit business.
好了 Hm. Here we go.
就是他 就是他 That is him, officer! That is the guy!
我发誓 - I swear it.
从古希腊开始就有关丁人类 You'll find stories of people turning into werewolves as
变成狼人的故事 early as ancient Greece,
但传说真正出现高潮时是在 but the legends really peaked in, like,
16 17世纪的欧洲 与巫师猎人齐名时期 the 16th, 17th centuries along with the European witch hunts.
之后就成为狂热粉丝的热爱 It's been a fan favorite ever since.
-但这只是传说对吧 -说不好 - But it' s just a legend? - I don't know.
我过去那份工作中 人们认为 My old job, they used to believe that people
被逐出天主教会的人 who were excommunicated from the Catholic Church
就会变成狼人 would become werewolves.
我自己的理论是 他们只是马丁路德教派的长毛教徒 My own theory is that they were just really hairy Lutherans.
但有件事我很确定 But, the one thing I know for sure
那就是我们还从没在这遇到过狼人 is that we' ve never encountered a werewolf here.
话虽这么说 - Mm- hm. That being said,
我们也从没见过网纹长颈鹿 we' ve never encountered a reticulated giraffe either
但你知道它们是存在的 and you just know they' re out there.
是这样 几小时后我要过去跟他们共进午餐 So, I have to be over there for lunch in a couple of hours.
我该怎么做呢 What do I do?
现在是白天 所以根据 - Well, it's daylight, so, if there's anything
盛行的神话说法 你应该不会有事 to the prevalent mythology, you should be fine.
那给我讲讲盛行神话是怎么说的吧 Well, come on, prevalent mythology.
好的让我先看看那栋房子的历史 Okay, let me dig into the history of that house.
你说马拉凯一家搬进去之前还挺正常的 You said that the Malachis were normal before they moved in?
是 我不知道 也许是我疯了吧 Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I am a bit crazy!
有牙齿印的鞋 You know? A chewed- up shoe,
嚎叫声还有硕硕放光的眼睛和满月 some growling and glowing eyes and a full moon.
也许我把几件事加在一起就幻想出了小朗·钱尼 Maybe I put two and two together and got Lon Chaney Jr.
有可能 Possibly.
小心点 Be careful.
传说之所以是传说是有原因的 Legends become legends for a reason.
你跟家人一起来的吗 卢克 Are you, um, traveling with your family, Luke?
就我一个 Just me.
我不清楚你是否知道 我爸几年前过世了 I don't know if you know; Dad passed a few years back.
我不知道 - I didn't. No.
抱歉 I' m sorry.
-他是个好人 -世界上最棒的父亲 - He was a good man. The world' s greatest dad.
他有个马克杯可以证明这一点 He had the coffee mug to prove it and they just don't
而且你知道这马克杯可不是谁都能得到的 hand those things out to anybody, you know.
-怎么了 -明明说着 - What? - Well, that tendency to...
严肃重要的话题 然后突然就开起了玩笑 blow off important conversations with a joke.
你这点是随他了 See you picked that up from him.
天 我以前最烦他这点 God, I used to hate that.
我也是 - Me too.
你应该知道他从没说过你坏话 You should know that he never said a bad word about you.
不过也没关系 因为我把两个人的份儿都说了 But that is okay because I said enough for both of us.
但那是我小时候 又难过又生气 But that’ s when I was little, you know? Bitter and angry.
那时我还不懂生活并不公平 Before I learned that life isn' t fair
而坏事可能发生在任何人身上 and shit happens to everybody.
我其实应该感谢你 在我小时候 You know, I should probably thank you for hitting me
就给了我这么大一打击 with the big guns early on.
因为从那以后我生活中遭遇的所有困难 Because every little bump along the road ever since?
跟你给我的打击相比都不值一提 Seemed pretty manageable by comparison.
很久以前我放弃了能为你骄傲的权利 - Long time ago I forfeited the right to be proud of you.
骄傲 Proud?
你这演说词可不怎么样 Probably not your best pitch.
不如换成好奇啊 How about curious?
我知道有些事 - I understand that there are some things
我不该予以置喙 that are just not my business.
我才三岁 你就抛弃了我 - I am the son you walked out on when I was three years old!
你不想问问我怎么过的吗 Ask me anything.
什么都不好奇吗 Nothing.
这么久你还是一点都不在乎 AlI this time and you still don't care.
你有我的名片 所以如果你想知道 Well, you know you got my card, so feel free to call me
我的毕业舞会是怎么过的或者我最喜欢的颜色是什么 in the middle of the night if you have any burning questions
欢迎你随时致电 即便是半夜也可以 about prom night or what my favorite color is.
你还能听见他们吗 - Do you still hear the voices?
洛马克斯 你来了啊 快进来 Lomax! You’ re here! Come in!
午餐时间到 Lunchtime!
你们都还好吧 Are you all okay? -
我们很好 谁很好 We' re great! Who's great?
我们 我们 We arel We arel
克莱夫 海登 该嚼饭了 Clive! Hayden! Time for chow!
凯特 凯特又跑去干自己的事去了 Kat! Kat moves on her own schedule.
我刚在外面看见她了 I actually saw her outside.
凯特 哦 她在那呢 Kat! Oh! There she is.
凯特 你是把午餐给打翻了吗 Kat, did you spoil your lunch?
洛马克斯 坐 坐啊 Lomax! Sit! Sitl
凯特 Katherine!
现在谁要带我们祈祷啊 你来吧 Now, who would like to lead us in grace? You would! You would!
上帝保佑我们吧 保佑我们马上 Bless- us- oh- Lord- for- these- thy- gifts- which- we- are
可以享用你慷慨赠与的食物 about- to- receive- through- thy- bounty.
等等 Wait!
开吃 - Now! -
然后那婊了就咬了我 And then the bitch bit mel
-是妈妈咬的 -我甩脱了她 This is the mom? - Mm- hm. I shook her off
然后就跑了 否则他们家爸和儿子会把我撕成碎片吧 and I ran or father and son would have ripped me to pieces.
-女儿呢 -不知道 她好像就看来着 - And the daughter? - I don' t know. She just kind of
然后 watched and.
舔着自己 licked herself.
就光天化日之下啊 And all in broad daylight?
这跟传说不太对得上啊 That’s hardly in keeping with the legend.
我担心的倒不是传说里的这部分 Well, that’ s not the part of the legend that worries me.
据说 Supposedly,
被咬之后 你也会 a bite from one of those things turns you into...
变成他们的同类 one of those things!
奥古斯特坚持让我去看急诊 August insisted that I visit the ER
打个破伤风针再吃点抗生素 for a tetanus shot and a round of antibiotics.
他答应我会给菲尔打电话看他能不能查到什么 He promised to call Phil and see if he found anything.
佐伊呢 And Zooey?
我不知道佐伊去哪了 Well, I have no idea where Zooey was.
苏珊 Susan! ?
苏珊 Susan!
好吧 All right
那我就得硬来了 We can do this the hard way.
搞定 Ah, you got it.
入侵者警报 - Intruder alert!
苏珊 我闯入了你的房子哎 Susan, I m breaking into your house!
入侵者警报 Intruder alert.
违反社会职业规范了喔 出来说我啊 Violating socio- professional norms! Confront mel
-入侵者警报 -闭嘴吧 Intruder alert. - Shut up.
-入侵者警报 -苏珊 Intruder alert. So, uh...
我现在非常需要一些职业建议 Susan, I desperately need some career advice!
-入侵者警报 -我该拿我的人生怎么办 Intruder alert. - What should I do with my life?
为什么不结束它呢 Why not end it?
你说什么 What did you say?
为什么不拿起这把又锐又重的刀 Why not pick up this sharp, heavy object,
砍开自己的头骨 split your skull open,
结束你无意义的人生 不要再来让苏珊分沁了 end your worthless life and stop distracting Susan?
苏珊 你就准备让你的房子这么跟我说话吗 Susan, you’ re just gonna let your house talk to me like that?
抱歉 无法处理该请求 - I' m sorry, I' m having trouble with that request.
苏珊 Susan?
听上去你在找苏珊 - It sounds like you’ re looking for Susan.
你是否要找 女权作家苏珊·桑塔格 Did you mean feminist writer Susan Sontag?
你是否要找苏珊娜·霍夫斯 Did you mean Susanna Hoffs,
80年代手镯乐队的主唱 lead singer of the popular' 80s band The Bangles?
爱尔兰 苏珊·爱尔兰 - Ireland! Susan Ireland!
爱尔兰是北大西洋附近的一个国家 Ireland is a country in the North Atlantic
人口大约 with a population of roughly- -
苏珊 Susan!
奥古斯特：抱歉 无法处理该请求 你到底想干什么 What do you want?
我已经跟你说过了 - I already told you.
你想要再听一次该回答吗 Would you like to hear the answer again?
好吧 苏珊 我知道你的新房子景色不错 Okay. Susan, I know that your new place has a nice view
面积也大 而且价格还划算 and a spacious floor plan and you got it below market
但我真他妈讨厌这里 but I frickin' hate it!
什么 What?
苏珊 Susan?
救我 Help me.
你是怎么进去的 How did you get in there?
苏珊 Susan?
你在吗 Hello?
苏珊 Susan?
你是个干扰 You are a distraction.
-你得离开 -什么 You need to leave. - What?
你是个干扰 You are a distraction.
你得离开 You need to leave.
我也无法处理你这个请求 混蛋 Yeah, I m having trouble with that request, dickhead!
不 不 不不不 No! No! No- no- no.
不 不 No! No!
不 No!
你是怎么找到我的 - How'd you find me?
这地方只有几家酒店能住 Only a few decent hotels in this town.
这是我打的第二家 This was the second one I called.
天命吧 Kismet.
你要喝点什么吗 You want something from the bar?
苏打水就好 Uh, just a club soda.
我这辈子也面临过不少的困境 I have managed to slay a few dragons in my life.
这35年来 我在脑内 In my mind, I' ve rehearsed that conversation
排练了上千遍 that we had today
我们今天的对话 a thousand times over 35 years.
那我们表现如何 How'd we do?
不如我期望的那么好 Not as good as I hoped.
但比我所恐惧的要好 Better than I feared.
在我离开之后 For a few weeks
有那么几周 after I left,
我 I.
我每周日早上会醒过来 I would wake up every Sunday morning
一切一切都那么安静 and it was...it was so quiet.
我就会想 And I would think,
这太荒谬了 "This is ridiculous.
我今天就回去 Today I' ll go back and.
你一定会很开心 我要道歉 you'll be happy and I Il be sorry and.
我们会哭作一团 we'll cry and...
卡尔会开些糟糕的玩笑 Carl will make some awful joke and.
我们会一起笑 重新成为一家人 we'll laugh and we'll be a family again.
可有一个周日 And then one Sunday...
我醒来就发现 I woke up and.
20年过去了 20 years had passed.
然后我意识到 有些错误 And I realized that some mistakes just...
会给我们留下一辈子的阴影 haunt us forever.
所以你离开 So, leaving...
丢下我 leaving me,
丢下我们 leaving us.
是个错误吗 was a mistake?
当时真的很困难 - It was a really difficult time.
这不是什么借口 只是 That's not an excuse. It' s just something
你需要知道这一点 that you need to know.
我知道那小女孩的事情 - I know about the little girl.
我妹妹 About my sister.
卡尔告诉你的吗 Carl told you?
从来没有 No, not ever.
在你出生之后 我 - It's like after you were born, I
我都不认识自己了 I didn' t recognize myself.
我每天都孤单的 I spent every day all alone with.
面对两个陌生人 你和我 two strangers: you and me.
我越看着你认识这个世界 And the more I saw you figuring out the world
就感觉这世界离我越远 the more I just felt it slipping away.
-我从未 -然后我想 可能是 - I never- - - And then I thought that maybe
我妨碍到你了 I was standing in your way.
可能这也是为什么那些恐怖的东西 And that maybe that was why all those horrible.
会在黑暗里向你低语 things were whispering to you in the dark,
那些可怜的灵魂 那些 all those poor souls, those.
怪物和吓人的东西 monsters and spooks.
或许他们介入 是因为我不够格 Maybe they stepped in because I was never enough.
从来都不是这样的 - It was never that.
我知道你有一个完全不同的人生 - I knew that you had this whole other life.
而我却不能跟随你 And I could not follow you there.
所以我就离开了 And that’ s why I walked away.
所以我问你 你是不是还能听到那些声音 And that’ s why I asked you if you still hear the voices.
以前有 Used to.
现在 These days.
不太有了 not so much.
那是什么感觉 - What's that like?
很安静 - It's quiet.
非常 It's really...
安静 quiet.
能跟你聊聊挺好的 This was nice.
或许我可以 Maybe I could, um
说不好 偶尔给你打个电话行吗 I don' t know, give you a call once in a while?
偶尔打个电话 完全可以 Once in a while would be nice.
妈 Hey, Mom?
周日早上如何 How'bout Sunday morings?
周日早上很适合打电话 Sunday mornings could be a good time for a call.
好 Okay.
行 Yeah.
-菲尔 跟我说说吧 -等等 Phil! Talk to me, babe Hang on.
好姑娘 Ahh, good girl.
好姑娘 跟奥吉叔叔去吧 Good girl. Go with Uncie Augie.
好了 来看看这个 Okay, check this out. -
这是70年代开发商还未到那里时 This is the site of the Malachi house back in the 70s,
马拉凯家的旧址 before developers got their hands on it.
我的天 他们把房子造墓地上了吗 Oh, God. They built it on a cemetery?
为什么墓碑都这么小呢 - Why are the stones so small?
那里是个宠物墓地 Aha! It was a pet cemetery!
宠物墓地 A pet cemetery.
那些开发商把墓碑都拆了 但 Of course the developers pulled the headstones down but
他们没有动墓里的东西 they didn' t do anything about the content.
我的天 真的吗 Oh, God. Really?
我知道给格雷格·T·尼尔森打个电话 I know. One phone call to Craig T. Nelson
就能解决的事情 could have cleared this whole thing up.
行吧 所以我们该怎么做 Okay, so what do we do?
得让这些动物的灵魂得到安息 The animal spirits need to be put to rest.
我知道该让谁来 I know just the man for the job.
-是吗 -是啊 You do? - Yeah.
我们以前合作过 We used to work together.
我勒个去 Holy shit.
有人吗 Hello?
菲尔派我来的 Phil sent me.
菲尔·奥利 Phil Orley?
-菲尔神父 -所以呢 Father Phil. - And?
我需要一个阿西西 - I'lI be needing one Assisi.
阿西西·圣弗朗西斯 带走 St. Francis of, to go.
弗朗西斯 弗兰克 Francis. Frank.
弗兰基修士 销量超高的 Brother Frankie. Huge seller!
托钵会士们很爱买他 He was big among the friars, which.
我一开始觉得这还挺讽刺的 I thought was kind of ironic until I realized
直到我意识到他们说的是牧师而不是鸡 they were talking about priests rather than chickens.
我赶时间 埃德 - I'm kind of in a hurry here, Ed.
他1226年就死了 所以 好 - He's been dead since 1226 so, yes,
我能理解你为什么赶时间 I can understand your urgency.
总之 Anyway,
你自己拿点含羞草 go help yourself to some mimosas and, uh,
我去看看能不能给你找个弗兰基出来 I'|I see if I can' t pull you a quick Frankie.
好吧 Okay.
-怎么了 -洛马克斯 - What? - Lomax!
老天 那是什么声音 Oh! Jesus! What is that noise?
天知道她到底怎么了 听着 God, gas, gums, who can tell? Look,
我忘记跟你说了 你得把雕像 I forgot to tell you, you need to place the statue
放在花园的西北角 on the northwest corner of the garden.
不不不 那在另一边啊 No. No, no, no. That’s way on the other side.
对 大部分动物就埋在那里 Yeah, that is where most of the animals were interred.
行吧 Swell.
乖乖客户在哪儿呢 Who's a good client?
别动 Stay.
靠 Just- - Shit!
靠 拜托 Shit! Shit! Oh, guys!
好了 - Yeah.
洛马克斯 - Lomax?
骰子 Yahtzee!
我的第一份工作 When I was in my first job,
是在一家邪恶的压榨人血汗的公司 working for an evil, oppressive corporation
上级是个可悲的中层管理机器人 under a miserable middle management drone
很久以前就被碾压失去了灵魂 whose spirit had been crushed like a beer can long ago,
那时候我学到了两件事 I learned two things.
就两件事 第一 Just two. First,
每个礼拜都写一封辞职信 write a letter of resignation every week.
用来宣泄情绪 It's cathartic.
不憋在心里感觉会好很多 You feel better not keeping things to yourself.
第二 把那封信点了 And second: set that letter on fire
确保没人会看见 and make sure nobody sees it, ever.
因为你得是疯了 Because what are you, crazy?
才会在这种经济大环境下辞掉一份有钱拿的工作 Quit a paying job? In this economy?
洛马克斯 - Lomax?
-嗨 -我闻到了烧焦的味道 Hey. - Smelled something burning.
以为是苏珊回来了 Thought maybe Susan was back.
奥古斯特还在吗 Is August is still here?
对 他应该在工作室里 Uh, yeah, I think he' s in his workshop.
卢克 老天 - Lukel Heavens!
你见到佐伊了吗 - Have you seen Zooey?
她没回来吗 Uh, she didn’t return?
她去哪儿了 - Where'd she go?
她去见苏珊了 She went to see Susan.