北半球最大的冰川 The largest ice sheet in the northern hemisphere
正在融化 is simply melting away.
森林大火肆意燃烧 The five-alarm forest fire rages on.
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一个吸食浴盐的佛罗里达男性 A Florida man on bath salts
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校对 万宝路
啃食了一位女性的脸 has eaten a woman's face.
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
特效 小布 时间轴 2110
巴兹·杜根让世界大开眼界 And Buzz Dougan has shocked the world!
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我要感谢我的队友和主办方 I got to give thanks to my crew and to my sponsors,
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但我最想感谢的是上帝 but mostly, I want to give thanks to the Lord
我们赢了 上帝万岁 for the victory. And I just got to say praise God.
...上帝万岁... ...praise God...
...万岁... ...praise...
上帝 God?
你好 罗茜 Oh. Uh, hey, Rosie!
我只是在为解决 I was just, uh, working on fixing, uh,
地球危机... 想办法 the problems down... down on Earth.
该去参加下午1点的会议了 It's time for your 1:00 meeting.
虚拟橄榄球赛选秀吗 Oh, fantasy-football draft?
你打算去宣讲你终结痛苦的计划 You were going to reveal your plan to end all pain.
是今天吗 我... Oh. That was today? I...
没错 我每分每秒都在钻研这个 Uh, yeah, I've been working on that all quarter.
计算数据什么的... You know, just crunching numbers and...
听到了吧 他是个大忙人 Okay, you heard him! He's very busy.
没有时间做这个 He doesn't have time for this.
快走吧 Come on! Chop-chop!
人们每天都说地球有多糟糕 People talk every day about how the world is screwed up,
但... 我觉得我们很幸运 but... man, I say we're blessed.
每天都有喜事发生 Great things happen every day.
大喜事 Great things!
毫无疑问 这是巴兹·杜根生前最后的采访 And that, of course, was Buzz Dougan's final interview
随后他便葬身于德通纳[赛道]的一场爆炸中 before his horrific explosion at Daytona.
他已死亡 He is dead.
- 别这样 - 下则新闻两极冰盖 - Come on! - Next up, the polar ice caps
正以历史最快速度融化 are melting at a historic rate.
科学家们不敢相信 Scientists really cannot believe
地球母亲正在遭遇什么 what is happening to our Mother Earth.
真难搞 Hoochie mama.
奇迹缔造者 第一季 第１集 "两周"
奇迹缔造者 第一季第１集＂两周＂
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天堂公司的各位注意了... Attention Heaven Inc...
未出现事故天数 :
早班现在开始 Morning shift starts now.
未出现事故天数 :
加大削减预算 More budget cuts.
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在下张星座图中 你们可以看到 And in this next constellation, as you can see,
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如果把所有点都连在一起 就会出现... if you connect all of the dots, you get...
一只熊 a bear!
啥 What?
他是老板的侄子 He's the VP's nephew.
怪不得 Oh.
一只很大的熊 A really big bear!
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天使资源部
伊丽莎·亨特 Okay, Eliza Hunter.
你申请调任是吧 So, you've applied for a transfer.
泥土部... What is wrong with the...
- 有什么问题吗 - 没问题 - Department of Dirt? - Oh, nothing.
泥土部的工作让我很有成就感 It has been a really rewarding experience
制作成千上万个小土块 把它们浸湿 making millions of tiny dirt clumps and wetting them,
再烘干 最后看着它们被吹散 drying them, watching them blow away,
我只是觉得自己准备好 but I think I might be ready
担负起更大的责任了 for a little more responsibility.
为什么这么想 泥土部 Why is that? The Department of Dirt
是我们这里最稳定的工作 is one of the most stable jobs we've got here.
马克在泥土部工作了八万年 Mark worked in the Department of Dirt for 80,000 years.
拿着养老金 住着高级公寓 还很快乐 Got his pension, has a very nice condo, and he's happy.
我知道 我也为他感到开心 I know. I'm really happy for Mark.
我只是... I just...
觉得地球正面临着很多大麻烦 I just feel like there's a lot of big problems down on Earth,
我想更尽力地帮忙 and I want to do more to help.
伊丽莎 我知道你是新来的 Eliza, I know you're new here,
但你必须了解一件事 but there's something you've got to understand.
地球已经无药可救了 It's way too late to fix Earth.
现在不再是公元前三万年了 It's not 30,000 B.C. anymore.
不是二十具裸体蛮人和一群摇晃的恐龙 It's not 20 jacked naked people and a bunch of rockin' dinosaurs
在某处山洞干些恶心事的年代了 gettin' nasty in some sick-ass cave somewhere.
我觉得... 不是那样的 I don't... I don't think that's how that was.
我想说的是 你无法拯救地球 My point is, you can't fix Earth.
我需要一个机会 Not if you don't give me a shot.
行 好吧 Okay. Fine.
我会将你调去应验祷告部 I will transfer you to the Department of Answered Prayers.
等下 还有专门回应祷告的部门吗 Wait, there's a department that answers prayers?
- 是的 - 谢谢你 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you.
我等不及去瞧瞧了 I can't wait to see it.
应验祷告部
有人吗 Hello?
- 划分全部．．． - 有人吗 - Dividing all that... - Hello?
没事的 我不是坏人 Hey, it's cool. I'm cool.
他们刚把我从泥土部调来 They just transferred me from Dirt.
我叫伊丽莎 I'm Eliza.
欢迎 Oh, well, welcome!
不好意思 我是克雷格 很抱歉向你尖叫 Sorry. I'm Craig. I'm so sorry for screaming at you.
我一个人很多年了 从没想过会有人来 I've been alone for years. And I wasn't expecting anyone.
没事 It's all good.
这里有点暗 是吧 It is a little dark in here, huh?
我也不知道 I-I-I don't know.
灯已开启 Lights are on.
好了 我们要先回应哪条祷告呢 All right, so, which prayer do we answer first?
拯救生命 治愈疾病... Saving a life, curing a disease..?
你来得正是时候 You have arrived at a great moment.
这条祷告非常棘手 This one is set to be a nail-biter.
好的 All right.
求你让我找到车钥匙 Please let me find my car keys.
钥匙 Keys.
行 看来这条小祷告 Okay, yeah, guess we gotta get
很快就能处理完了 this little one out of the way.
- 砸她一把钥匙吧 - 不行 - Let's zap her the keys. - Oh, no.
我们不能破坏物理定律 We can't break the laws of physics.
不能砸 不能飞 No zapping. No flying.
不能被他们察觉 Nothing they're gonna notice.
那我们该怎么回应祷告呢 So how do we answer prayers?
通过慎重考虑的 自然现象 Discreet, natural phenomena.
悄悄地 悄悄地 Sneaky, sneaky.
祷告类型: 丢失钥匙
在白雪下取悦我 Teasing me from beneath the snow.
你逃不过爸爸的眼睛 Ah, but you can't hide from Papa.
逃不过 爸爸看到你了 No, Papa sees you.
爸爸来找你了 And Papa is coming for you.
已融化一片雪花 One snowflake melted.
已融化两片雪花 Two snowflakes melted.
打扰一下 这得等多久才... I'm sorry. How much longer is this gonna...
已融化900317片雪花 900,317 snowflakes melted.
- 这不俺钥匙吗 - 祷告已应验 - My keys! - Prayer complete.
行 行 那咱能干票大点的了吗... Okay, okay. So, now we move onto something bigger...?
不 不 咱还没弄完呢 Well, no, no, no. We're not done yet.
好玩的来了 Here's something fun.
你可以把它贴墙上 And you can put it on the wall.
我看看啊 咱们处理的是找钥匙... Uh, let's see. We've got lost keys...
找钥匙... 找钥匙 lost keys... lost keys.
这个月丢钥匙的人还不少呢 A lot of lost keys this month.
- 终于我找到一个好活 - 啥 - Ah! I found a good one. - What?
我看看啊 Let's see.
求你不要让狼吃掉我
好嘞 这就开始吧 Okay, let's get started.
这条我来吧 Oh, uh, I'll handle this.
无法应验
啥... Wha--
不会吧 你就任由 Whoa! You're just gonna let
那群狼玩死那男的吗 those wolves go to town on that guy?
我觉得把精力集中到小祷告上更明智 I find it's best to stick with the small ones.
但是别担心 "无法应验"的祷告会一路飘到上面 But don't worry. "Impossibles" Go all the way to the top.
所以如果一定要找人处理 也只有他老人家了 And so, if anyone can handle them, he can.
行吧 Oh, okay.
这不乔丹吗 Jordan!
奶奶个腿儿 Damn it!
上帝 我知道这几千年来您很不好过 God, I know it's been a rough few thousand years,
但我觉得您太苛求自己了 but I think you're being too hard on yourself.
您知道 您在地球上仍有大把粉丝的 You know, you've still got a lot of fans down there.
今非昔比啊 Not like before.
你知道从上回人们杀羊献祭给我 Do you know how long it's been
到现在已经多久了吗 since someone sacrificed a ram to me?
我还以为那恶心到您了 I thought that grossed you out.
确实是 但与此同时 You know, it did. But at the same time,
就还蛮打动我的 there was something nice about it.
我是说 这让我觉得 你懂的 I mean, it made me feel like, you know,
瞧 我干得还挺不错的嘛 hey, I'm doing all right.
现在的我偶尔觉得还是金盆洗手 Now sometimes I just feel like packing it all in
开启新事业吧我 and moving on to the next thing.
咱们还是... 没必要那么过激哈 Let's, uh... Let's not do anything drastic, you know?
咱们先放着缓缓 Let's give it a beat.
事情总会有改观的 Things will improve.
最好如此 They better.
无法应验 Impossible.
又来了 Oh! Incoming!
已接收两百万条祷告 2 million prayers received.
这个部门似乎极度缺人啊 This department seems wildly understaffed!
这里本来就是为更少人口设计的部门 It was designed to accommodate a much smaller Earth population.
当时谁能想到地球上的人口能发展到这么多 No one ever imagined the planet was gonna get this crowded.
咱们绝不可能处理掉所有祷告 There's no way we can answer all of those.
我通常一天处理三四条的样子 I generally try and shoot for three, four a day.
但说起来 现在我好歹有了你这么一位队友 Although, now that I've got you, a teammate,
没人知道咱们能多高效 there's no telling what we can do.
我觉得要不五... 六条... I'm thinking five... six...
可能撑死完成六条吧 Maybe as many as six!
求你降雨拯救作物
年均降水
启动降雨程序 Rain sequence initiated.
太棒了 Yes!
祈祷已应验 Prayer complete.
不 No!
怎么回事 你做了啥 What happened? What did you do?
这是喜报声响吗 Is that a good alarm?
幽魂悲鸣此起彼伏 Wails of grief intermingle
亡灵哀嚎不绝于耳 with the shrieking of the death winds
台风席卷之处 尸骨漫山遍野 as the typhoon rages on, taking the lives,
活人苟延残喘 and dignity, of thousands.
咱们一定能补救一下的 There's gotta be something we can do.
- 当然你可以摁Ｆ７键 - 那样能止住台风吗 - I mean, you can press F7. - Does that stop typhoons?
不 但可以静音的 No, it turns the sound off.
- ．．．令人魂飞魄散．．． - 静音 - ...this is horrible... - Mute.
祷告过载 祷告过载 Overflow. Overflow.
别让自己太为难 毕竟这是你第一天上岗 Don't beat yourself up. Hey, it's your first day.
大家都会犯错误的 这有个好玩的... We all make mistakes. Oh, here's something fun...
相关的祷告都是连在一起的 Related prayers all come out together bundled.
- 都说了啥 - 还真是个提高效率的窍．．． - What do they say?! - It's a way to speed...
你懂的 就是... Oh, well, yeah, you know...
"求你救救我" "求你救救我" "Please save me," "Please save me,"
"救救我吧" "求你救救我" "Save me," "Please save me."
"求你杀了我" "Please kill me."
怪吓人的 That's pretty chilling.
快来 咱们得赶紧把这些弄上去 Come on, we gotta get these up there!
-别... 好吧 -祷告淤堵 - Oh, n-- Don't. Okay. - Prayer jam.
或许我能清理一下管道... Maybe if I can unclog the tube...
丢失的手套 Missing glove!
你要去哪儿 Uh, where are you going?
解决这事 To fix this.
悲剧 悲剧 Tragedy. Tragedy.
旋转餐盘 我的挚爱呀 Oh, Lazy Susan, love of my life.
这世间万物的运转要都像你一样顺畅该多好 If only everything worked as good as you.
抱歉长官 我跟她说过您很忙的 I'm sorry, sir. I told her you were busy.
没事 It's all good.
你好 Hey.
天父在此 God.
你好 您好 Hi. Hi.
- 我是伊丽莎 - 怎么 - Eliza. - What's up?
简单说 地球上正刮着一股妖风 Okay, there is a crazy typhoon happening,
害死了很多人 and it's killing lots of people.
您能救救他们吗 Can you help?
本帝也不想那么愤世嫉俗 但意义何在 I don't want to sound cynical, but what's the point?
意义在于 您是上帝啊 Uh, the point is, you're God.
您创造了地球好不好 您的呀 You made Earth, okay? It is yours.
现在的地球陷入无穷困境 And right now, it is in big, big trouble.
如枯鱼涸辙 人们命悬一线 It is a mess! People are dying!
而您... 能拯救他们的也只有您了 And you... you are the only one that can fix it.
拜托您 无论如何您得做点什么 Please, you have got to do something.
你猜怎么地 You know what?
你说得挺在理 You're right.
我来这儿有一万年了 I've been here 10,000 years.
他从未召集过公司全员致辞 He's never addressed the whole company before.
大家好 Hi.
抱歉 各位 抱歉 Sorry, guys. Sorry.
那是上帝吗 Is that God?
- 他们听得见吗 - 可以向前靠一点 - Can they hear me? - Yeah. Just lean in.
好... Yeah. Um...
所以 我决定炸了地球 So, I've decided to blow up Earth.
就这样吧 I guess that's it.
再见 All right.
再说清楚一点... So, uh, just to be totally clear...
您想毁了整个世界 杀掉每个人吗 you want to destroy the entire world and kill everyone?
对 但这不是我让你过来的原因 Yeah. But that's not why I brought you in here.
我们还有更大的事要讨论... We have something bigger to discuss...
我下一项成就 my next thing.
跟你赌一百块 你猜不到是什么 I bet you a hundo you can't guess what it is.
新的星球吗 Is it a new planet?
你欠我一百块 You owe me a hundo!
这是间餐厅 This here is a restaurant.
- 什么 - 我叫它．．．慵懒的苏珊［旋转餐盘］餐厅 - What? - I call it...Lazy Susan's.
提问 人们最喜欢的两样东西是什么 Okay, what two things do people love the most?
美食 Great food.
缓慢的河流 对吧 And lazy rivers. Right?
具体是这样运转的 Here's how it works.
外圈是缓慢的河流 The outside is a lazy river.
中间是一座小岛 还有 And the middle part here is an island that has, you know,
众多超级大厨在里面做各种餐点 like, all these great chefs making all kinds of food.
而你 你在周围漂流 Now, you, you're floating around with, uh,
用某种爪形工具 对吧 some sort of a claw-type device, right?
每当你看到喜欢的美食 And when you see a food you like,
只需伸出你的爪子 you just reach out with your claw,
就能抓住喜欢的餐点 and you grab it with your claw.
- 有几个问题 - 问 - Couple of questions. - Shoot.
如果您要炸了地球 这餐厅要建在哪里 If you're blowing up the Earth, where will the restaurant be?
太空 太空某处 Space? Somewhere in space?
不知道 那是你的部门该想的 I don't know. That's your department.
原来我要参与啊 I'm involved.
我们真是在干大事 We are really doing something.
绝妙的大事 Something amazing.
我爱你 老弟 I love you, buddy.
上帝爱你 I love you.
提醒... 所有部门都要负责分发各自的资产 Reminder... All departments are responsible for the disposal of their assets.
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好了 这是你的解雇文件 All right, that's your severance package.
每服务一千年 You get two weeks of health coverage
就能获得两周的医疗保险 for every thousand years of service.
- 真糟糕 - 你会站稳脚跟的 - This is horrible. - You'll land on your feet.
还有其他星系和其他工作 There are other galaxies out there and other jobs.
要是你想 我可以把你推荐到波根星云系 If you want, I can put a referral in for you at the Borgon Nebula.
我在那里可以回应大家的祷告吗 W-Would I be answering prayers there?
那里没有生命体 所以 不行 Well, there's no life-forms there, so, no.
你主要负责打扫碎片 You'd mainly be swirling debris.
好吧 碎片会跳舞吗 Right? And does the debris ever dance?
什么 What?
假如碎片丢失了某样东西 Say the debris had lost an object,
目的是为了找到它 and then that object were found for it,
碎片会像这个... would the debris be like...
克雷格 这对你而言是个好机会 Craig, look, this is a good opportunity for you.
你已经工作了几个世纪 You have been working for centuries.
休息一下吧 So just take a break.
跟你朋友玩玩 Hang out with your friends.
好 我的朋友 Yes. My friends.
你今天都不用守在岗位上 You know, you don't even need to stick around today.
早点走吧 Skip out early.
跟你哥们吃个汉堡 Go get a burger with your buddies.
汉堡 Burgers.
说起来 好像欢乐时光提前开始了 Speaking of, looks like happy hour's starting early.
等等我 蠢货们 Wait for me, ya dickheads!
我已经想好爪子的初版模型了 And I already have a prototype for the claw.
跟你赌一百块 我可以夹起一颗花生 Bet you a hundo I can pick up a single peanut.
靠 之前明明用得很好 Damn it! It was working good before.
没错 餐厅是个很好的主意 Yeah, it's a great idea for a restaurant.
但你知道真正的好主意是什么吗 But you know what else was a really great idea?
- 地球 - 不 - Earth. - Nah.
你自己说的... 那里一团糟 Come on, you said it yourself... It's a mess.
看看你的祷告者们 I mean, look at all those prayers.
他们没救了 They're impossible.
也许... 我可以帮忙 Maybe I can... I can help.
那里面的祷告你一个都应验不了 You couldn't answer a single one of those.
你想打个赌吗 You wanna make a bet?
打赌 A bet?
听到了吗 桑杰 You hear that, Sanjay?
打赌 A bet.
有趣 Interesting.
你赌一百块吗 You thinking a hundo?
我在想更高的赌注 I was thinking something a little higher-stakes.
一千块吗 Ohh! A thouso?
更高 Bigger.
要是我应验了一条"无法应验"的祷告 If I answer one of these "Impossible" Prayers,
你就放过地球 you spare Earth.
好啊 好 A-All right. All right.
但是 如果你失败... But. If you fail...
地球爆炸 The Earth explodes.
没错 而且... Yeah, but, also...
你要吃条虫子 you have to eat a worm.
活的 整条吃 Alive. The whole thing.
头和尾 在大家面前吃 The head and the butt. In front of everyone.
你要假装自己很享受 And you have to act like you like it.
你要说"唔 真好吃 You have to go, "Mmm. Oh-ho!
好吃 我爱虫子" Mmm. Yum. I like worms."
喂 Hey!
你听到了吗 桑杰 怎么样 Did you hear that, Sanjay? Isn't that great?
很有趣 Very funny.
好 祝你好运 All right. Good luck.
我有多长时间 How long do I have?
- 两周 - 一个月怎么样 - Two weeks. - How about a month?
两周 Two weeks!
好 Oh.
祷告者 完成98% Prayer 98% complete.
好消息 我解决了 Great news! I figured it out.
- 拜托现在不是时候 - 听着我跟上帝打赌 - Please not now. - Listen, I made a bet with God,
我们要拯救世界的话只需 and all we have to do to save the world
回应这些祷告的其中之一... is answer one of these...
请你让我一个人静静 Please just leave me alone.
克雷格 这可不是件小事 Craig, this is a big deal!
你看看呀 Come on!
小型地震 Minor earthquake.
我几个小时干的活全白费了 That was hours of work.
那又怎么样 只是找不到手套而已 So what? It's just a missing glove.
- 谁会在意手套 - 我在意 - Who cares about gloves? - I do!
我在意手套 I care about gloves!
听着 我知道 No, look, I know.
你觉得我干的活微不足道 You think what I do is small
既白痴也不重要 and stupid and insignificant.
但这是我的生活 But it is my life.
除此以外我别无所有 I-I don't have anything else.
行 你们其他人都很好 All right, the rest of you are fine.
总是兴冲冲的 "咱们去吃个汉堡吧 You just go around. "Oh, let's go grab a burger.
咱们多搞些聚会 一起吃汉堡吧 Let's all socialize, get burgers together.
一起轰趴去吃... Let's go to a party and have...
汉堡" 或是别的什么... burgers," Or however it goes...
我不知道派对什么样 也许永远也不会知道 I don't know how it goes. Maybe I will never know.
但我知道我的工作 But I knew about my job.
至少我很擅长它 I was good at that, at least.
而你却把它夺走了 And you've taken that away from me.
求你别让野蛮人找到我的硬币
求你让我跳舞时腰布不会掉
求你让我在到达夜壶前憋住
求你了 我真的很需要这只手套 Please. I really need my glove.
太好了 你来了 Oh, good. You're here.
怎么 你又干什么了 Why? What have you done now?
我只是... Oh, I just, uh...
想确保你能吹走最后一片叶子 I wanted to make sure you got the last leaf.
我的手套 Ah! My glove!
祷告已应验 Prayer complete.
不 应该由你来盖章 Well, no, you should stamp it.
- 你确定 - 当然 - You sure? - Absolutely.
这是我们共同完成的 It was a team effort.
该去杀戮了 Time to kill.
- 按Ｆ７ - 好Ｆ７ - F7? - Yeah, F7.
静音 Mute.
这活可不轻松 That's a lot to go through.
我们还是尽早开始吧 We should probably get started.
没准我们可以边吃汉堡边干活 Maybe we can do it over burgers?
汉堡 Burgers?
"求你拯救雨林" "Please save the rainforest."
不可能的 "求你终止一切战争" 不可能 Impossible. "Please stop all wars." No.
"求你让大家别在推特上打嘴仗了" "Please make everyone just chill out on Twitter."
-"Wi-Fi" -"Wi-Fi" - "Wi-Fi." - "Wi-Fi."
-"机场Wi-Fi" -"Wi-Fi" - "Airport Wi-Fi." - "Wi-Fi."
"Wi-Fi" "Wi-Fi."
克雷格 快来 Craig, come on!
克雷格 别管它们了 Craig, leave 'em!
很高兴见到你 Uh, it was really nice meeting you.
我也是 You too.
求你了 如果有人在听的话... Please, if anybody is listening...
我真的很喜欢这个女孩 I really like this girl.
求你促成这事儿吧 Just please make this happen.
不 不 不 不行 No. No, no, no, no, no.
听着 有关爱情的祈祷都行不通的 明白吗 Okay, love prayers never work, all right?
这里... 变数太多了 There's... There's too many variables.
他喜欢的那个女孩可能对他不感兴趣 So, that girl he likes could be uninterested in him,
或者她可能与别人相爱 or she could be in love with somebody else.
但你先看看这个 But check it out.
相关祈祷 Related prayer.
求你了 如果你有在听的话... Please, if you're listening...
我真的很喜欢这个男生 I really like this guy.
求你促成这事儿吧 Please make this happen.
这事能成 This could work.
我不知道 这些祷告太模糊了 I don't know. These prayers seem kinda vague.
"促成这事儿"算什么 I mean, "Make it happen"? Like..
这到底是什么意思嘛 what does that even mean?
意思是说他们俩想成为情侣 Uh, it just means they want to become a couple.
我知道 但两个人到底怎样才算"成为情侣" Yeah, but at what point do two people "Become a couple"?
要不然 让他们俩出去约会 How about we'll say the prayer has been answered
就算是对祷告的回应了 if they go out on a date?
这个嘛 我不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
我觉得他们应该 你懂的 "来一发" I think they really have to, like, you know, "Do it."
- 对吧 - 两次约会 - Right? - Two dates.
然后他们牵手 And they hold hands.
我觉得至少到上床才算数 I think it needs to be full sex.
- 接吻怎么样 - 一个吻 - How about a kiss? - Ooh, a kiss!
很浪漫 你还是个情圣啊 Romantic. Ha. Little Casanova over here.
我喜欢 I like it.
罗茜 拿进来吧 Rosie? Bring it in.
地球将在两周内被摧毁 Earth destruction in two weeks.
好了 等一下 All right, wait a minute.
伊丽莎 你确定你要选这条祷告吗 Eliza, are you sure you want this prayer?
因为一旦罗茜关上那个行星爆炸机 'Cause once Rosie closes up that world-explody thing,
就没有回头路了 there's no turning back.
我可不想看到你哭着听别人喊你 I don't want you crying when everybody starts calling you
"蠕虫口气怪" "Worm Breath."
- 啥 - 我确定了 - What? - I'm sure.
很好 买定离手啊 All right. It's a bet.
赌约已确定 Bet is made.
你选了盒子里最难的祷告 You just picked the hardest prayer in the box!
看起来没那么难啊 It doesn't seem that hard.
这两个人是真心互相喜欢啊 I mean, these two people, they really like each other.
他们... 互相聊得来 他们... They... They get along, they're...
他们相处时都很开心 表现得也很亲昵 they have fun together, they're in close physical proximity.
这应该很简单才对 I mean, it should be simple.
是吧 克雷格 Right, Craig?
是的 没错 Right. Yes.
应该很简单 Uh, should be simple.
- 你刮过胡子了吗 - 我刮了吗 - Hey, you shaved. - Did I?
对 我刮过了 Yes, I did.
- 准备好了吗 - 咱们开始吧 - You ready? - Let's do it.
不 先生 爱情不会简单 No, sir, love ain't easy.
这条虫她吃定了 She is gonna eat that worm.
警方称"猎枪杀手"依然在逃 Police say the "Shotgun Killer" is still at large.
现场没有采集到任何指纹 Not a single fingerprint was found,
首要调查人员指出 leading investigators to conclude
杀手所穿戴的没有别的 that the killer must have been wearing
只能是两只手套 what could have only been two gloves.
F7 F7.
静音 Mute.
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