机器人 公寓
I can't take it anymore!
啊！我再也受不了了 他们已经折腾几个小时了！
They've been at it for hours!
啊！我再也受不了了 他们已经折腾几个小时了！
Give it a rest, you two!
别再制造噪音了 你们两个！
Sorry!
抱歉！
飞出个未来
加载中…
[第1季 第6集] 一笔巨款
Good morning, class.
早上好 同学们
I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam.
相信你们已经为今天的期末考试做好了准备
Uh, excuse me.
打扰一下 我错过了几堂课 这是什么科目？
I missed a few lectures.
打扰一下 我错过了几堂课 这是什么科目？
Uh, what subject is this?
打扰一下 我错过了几堂课 这是什么科目？
Ancient Egyptian algebra.
古埃及代数
What a nightmare!
啊！真是噩梦！
Mr. Fry, are those your underpants?
Fry先生 那是你的内裤吗？
Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson
年轻人 该是你了解一下
about lightspeed brand briefs.
光速牌内裤的时候了
Lightspeed fits today's active lifestyle
光速牌内裤适合先进活跃的生活方式 无论你是在工作
whether you're on the job
光速牌内裤适合先进活跃的生活方式 无论你是在工作
or having fun.
还是在寻欢
Lightspeed briefs...
光速牌内裤 简约时尚舒适 适合有品味的胯部
Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.
光速牌内裤 简约时尚舒适 适合有品味的胯部
Oh!
What a weird dream.
真是个奇怪的梦 我肯定睡不着了
I'll never get back to sleep.
真是个奇怪的梦 我肯定睡不着了
So, you're telling me they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?
你是说他们在人们的梦里播广告？
Of course.
当然了
But how is that possible?
这怎么可能呢？
It's very simple.
这很简单
The ad gets into your brain
广告进入你的大脑就好像这些液体进入这个鸡蛋
just like this liquid gets into this egg.
广告进入你的大脑就好像这些液体进入这个鸡蛋
Although in reality
尽管事实上 那不是液体 而是伽马射线
it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.
尽管事实上 那不是液体 而是伽马射线
That's awful.
太可怕了 就像是洗脑
It's like brainwashing.
太可怕了 就像是洗脑
Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?
20世纪难道没有广告吗？
Well, sure, but not in our dreams...
当然有 但不是在梦里
Only on TV and radio...
只是在电视和广播里 还有杂志
And in magazines...
只是在电视和广播里 还有杂志
And movies...
电影 球赛 公共汽车
And at ball games...
电影 球赛 公共汽车
And on buses
电影 球赛 公共汽车
and milk cartons and t-shirts and bananas
牛奶盒 T恤 香蕉上 还有天上
and written on the sky
牛奶盒 T恤 香蕉上 还有天上
but not in dreams.
但不是在梦里 绝对没有
No, sirree.
但不是在梦里 绝对没有
Quit squawking, fleshwad.
别抱怨了 肉团 没人强迫你买东西
Nobody's forcing you to buy anything.
别抱怨了 肉团 没人强迫你买东西
Yeah. I mean, we all had commercials in our dreams
是啊 我是说我们的梦里都有广告
but you don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise
但你也没见我们争相去买超低价名牌
at low, low prices.
但你也没见我们争相去买超低价名牌
Hi. Care to sample the latest fragrance
要试试来自Calvin Clone的香水吗？
from Calvin clone?
要试试来自Calvin Clone的香水吗？
No, thanks.
不 谢谢
And you, sir?
你呢 先生？
No, thanks. I...
不 谢…
What a lovely face.
多么可爱的脸啊！
We just need to draw attention
我们只需要转移人们对眼睛的注意力
away from the eye area.
我们只需要转移人们对眼睛的注意力
光速牌内裤 正如你梦中所见
Cool.
酷！
Can I try these on before I buy them?
买之前我可以试一下吗？
I'm afraid I can't let you open the package
恐怕我不能让您打开包装
but you can try on the demo pair.
但你可以试穿这个样品
Ooh.
噢！
Ho-ho-ho.
哦…嘿嘿
镜中的物体 比真实的更有吸引力
机器人配件
妈妈牌 老式 机器人润滑油
Hey, bender. Great new sweater.
嗨 Bender 新毛线衫不错
Uh, "new"? What sweater?
新的？什么毛线衫？这是我穿来的
I came in with it!
新的？什么毛线衫？这是我穿来的
I don't know you people.
我不认识你们
$30, please.
30美元 谢谢
$30? I can't afford that.
30美元！我付不起
Unless...
除非…能刷Visa卡吗？
Do you take visa?
除非…能刷Visa卡吗？
Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.
Visa已经消失500年了
American express?
运通卡呢？
600 years.
600年了
Discover card?
发现卡呢？
Mmm, sorry, we don't take discover.
抱歉 我们不接受发现卡
Hey...
嘿！你要买光速牌？
He's springing for lightspeeds?
嘿！你要买光速牌？
- Pretty ritzy. - No, I can't afford them.
- 真时髦 - 别提了 我付不起 真寒酸
Being poor sucks.
- 真时髦 - 别提了 我付不起 真寒酸
What kind of world is this
这是什么世界啊 广告上的东西不是人人买得起的
where they advertise things not everybody can afford?
这是什么世界啊 广告上的东西不是人人买得起的
Quiet. There's an ad coming on.
安静！广告要开始了
Hello, shoppers.
你好 顾客们 是我 妈妈
It's me, mom.
你好 顾客们 是我 妈妈
Hey, who's the rocker jockey?
那个坐在摇椅上的家伙是谁？
Guh! It's mom...
那是妈妈 全世界最受欢迎的实业家
The world's most huggable industrialist.
那是妈妈 全世界最受欢迎的实业家
Call me old-fashioned
你可以说我守旧 但当我的机器人
but when my robot starts to squeak
你可以说我守旧 但当我的机器人
like an old screen door, well, that's when I reach for a can
开始像旧纱门一样吱吱作响时
of mom's old-fashioned robot oil.
我就会拿一罐妈妈牌老式机器人润滑油
Ooh, tasty.
味道不错
And remember: Mom's oil is made with 10% more love
记住 妈妈润滑油的制作比排第二的主流产品多花了10%的爱
than the next leading brand.
记住 妈妈润滑油的制作比排第二的主流产品多花了10%的爱
"Mom," "love" and "screen door"
“妈妈”“爱”以及“纱门”是妈妈集团的注册商标
are registered trademarks of momcorp.
“妈妈”“爱”以及“纱门”是妈妈集团的注册商标
Hey, bender, sounds like you
嘿 Bender 听声音你应该用点那个润滑油
could use a little of that oil.
嘿 Bender 听声音你应该用点那个润滑油
Hamboned.
我完蛋了
Freeze, scuzzbot!
不许动 恶心的机器人！
Uh, there's obviously been
呃 这很明显是个误会
some sort of a mistake here.
呃 这很明显是个误会
I'm sure there's...
我确信这是…
I say, I'm sure there's...
我说 我确信这是…
That is, I'm sure there's...
这个 我确信一定有…
A very...
一个非常合理的…
Reasonable...
一个非常合理的…
新纽约警察局
Do we have enough money to pay bender's fine?
我们有足够的钱来付Bender的罚款吗？
78... 79... 79.50.
78 79 79块5…
Crud. We're 50 cents short.
倒霉！还差50美分
I'd love to chip in, but bender stole my wallet.
我倒是乐意赞助点 但 Bender 偷了我的钱包
Hey, that's my old bank.
嘿 那是我以前存钱的银行！
Maybe my account's still open.
也许我的账户还在
Hmm. We don't seem to have your retina scan
我们没有你的视网膜 指纹 或是结肠图谱的记录
your fingerprint or your colonic map on file.
我们没有你的视网膜 指纹 或是结肠图谱的记录
Yeah, well, I did open the account
但我确实在1000多年前开过户 我的ATM卡可以用吗？
over a thousand years ago.
但我确实在1000多年前开过户 我的ATM卡可以用吗？
What about my a.T.M. Card?
但我确实在1000多年前开过户 我的ATM卡可以用吗？
Do you still remember your pin number?
还记得你的PIN密码吗？
Sure. It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda
记得 是在我以前工作过的Pinucci披萨店里
back where I used to work...
记得 是在我以前工作过的Pinucci披萨店里
Pinucci's pizza.
一份披萨和一大杯汽水的价格
Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents.
好了 你还有93美分的余额
All right.
很好！
At an average of 2 1/4 percent interest
另加1000年以来平均为2.25%的利息
over a period of 1,000 years
另加1000年以来平均为2.25%的利息
that comes to...
总共是43亿美元
$4.3 billion.
总共是43亿美元
恭喜你 Fry！
To fry.
敬Fry！
I know fry's rich
我知道Fry有钱了 但我们有必要戴这帽子吗？
but do we really have to wear these top hats?
我知道Fry有钱了 但我们有必要戴这帽子吗？
Maybe you don't understand just how rich he is.
也许你还不明白他到底多有钱
In fact, I think I better put on a monocle.
事实上 我最好戴上单片眼镜
正宗宇宙射线披萨
Pizza dinner on me.
披萨晚餐 我请客！
正宗宇宙射线披萨
Just keep the tab under $50 million.
只要这顿别超过5千万元就行
Yo. I haven't got all day.
抓紧时间 你们要那种披萨？
What kind of pizza yous guys want?
抓紧时间 你们要那种披萨？
Uh, yeah, we'll have, uh, one with everything but anchovies
好 我们要一个什么都加 但不加鳀鱼的
and, uh, one with my all-time favorite topping...
还要一个加我最爱的料 鳀鱼
Anchovies.
还要一个加我最爱的料 鳀鱼
Invalid selection.
无效的选择 你在说什么？
Yo, what are you talking about?
无效的选择 你在说什么？
Anchovies. You know...
鳀鱼 你知道吗 那种小的没有头的鱼
Those little headless fish?
鳀鱼 你知道吗 那种小的没有头的鱼
Does not compute.
无法计算 无法计算
Does not compute.
无法计算 无法计算
I'm sorry, fry, but the anchovy
抱歉 Fry 鳀鱼已经在23世纪灭绝了
has been extinct since the 2200s.
抱歉 Fry 鳀鱼已经在23世纪灭绝了
- What? - Oh, my, yes, fished to death...
-什么？！ -哦天 是的 过度捕捞
Just about the time your people arrived on earth
就是在你们种族来的时候 是吧 Zoidberg？
wasn't it, zoidberg?
就是在你们种族来的时候 是吧 Zoidberg？
I'm not on trial here.
我不是来这受审的
So none of you has ever had anchovies?
那你们都没有吃过鳀鱼了？
Oh, man, you don't know what you're missing.
哦 你们不知道自己错过了什么
They're all salty and oily, and they melted in your mouth...
吃起来可口油滑 在你口中融化
Stop! Stop! I admit it.
不要说了 我承认 是我们把它们全吃光了
My people ate them all.
不要说了 我承认 是我们把它们全吃光了
We kept saying, "one more can't hurt."
我们不停的对自己说“再吃一条也没关系”
And then they were gone.
结果就都吃光了 我们很抱歉！
We're sorry!
结果就都吃光了 我们很抱歉！
I just wish I could have showed you guys
我只是想带你们尝尝那有多好吃
how great they were.
我只是想带你们尝尝那有多好吃
I may be rich, but I still can't buy back
我是很富有 但还是不能买回
all the things I miss from the 20th century.
所有我怀念的的20世纪的东西
Maybe you're forgetting just how rich you are.
也许你忘了自己有多富
Huh? Huh?
哈？哈？
历史悠久的20世纪公寓
附带原版石棉
So, what do you think?
好的！你们觉得怎样？
I know you spent a lot of money on this place, fry
我知道你花了很多钱 但这里非常原始
but it's awfully primitive.
我知道你花了很多钱 但这里非常原始
The floors are made of such hard wood.
地板使用这么硬的木头做的
Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV.
嘿 瞧瞧这可怜的20世纪的电视机！
What's wrong with it?
有什么问题？
Well, aside from causing eye cancer
除了导致眼癌 还有糟糕的低分辨率画面
these things had a lousy, low-definition picture.
除了导致眼癌 还有糟糕的低分辨率画面
That's true.
没错 用这样的电视 我打赌你甚至看不清我下流的纹身
On a TV like this, I bet you couldn't even
没错 用这样的电视 我打赌你甚至看不清我下流的纹身
make out my obscene tattoo.
没错 用这样的电视 我打赌你甚至看不清我下流的纹身
That's cute.
真可爱
Sold!
成交！
Yes!
太好了！
I just don't get it.
我还是不明白 Ted Danson 是谁？
Who was this Ted Danson
我还是不明白 Ted Danson 是谁？
and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?
你为什么花10000美元买他的骨架？
I have an idea for a sitcom.
我有个情景喜剧的创意
Ah, leave him alone, Leela.
别管他了 Leela
So he's going a little wacko with his money.
他只是有了钱后变得有点古怪 没事的
That's okay.
他只是有了钱后变得有点古怪 没事的
You're just saying that
你这么说是因为他给你买了那个古董机器人玩具
'cause he bought you that antique robot toy.
你这么说是因为他给你买了那个古董机器人玩具
Yeah.
是啊 真漂亮
It is cute.
是啊 真漂亮
Now, our final item:
现在是最后一件拍品 一罐没有打开的
This unopened can
现在是最后一件拍品 一罐没有打开的
of angry Norwegian brand anchovies, circa 1997.
愤怒挪威人牌鳀鱼罐头 约产于1997年
Anchovies?
鳀鱼！
The last known can in existence
已知现存的最后一罐 保证新鲜可以食用
guaranteed fresh and edible.
已知现存的最后一罐 保证新鲜可以食用
Do I hear $10,000?
我好像听到有人出1万美元？
$15,000.
1万5千！
20.
2万！
30. No, 40.
3万 不 4万！
$50,000.
5万！
Are you crazy?
你疯了吗？那只是一罐鱼
It's a can of old fish.
你疯了吗？那只是一罐鱼
Don't tell me how to spend my money.
不用你教我怎么花钱
50, going once, twice...
5万一次 两次…
$75,000.
7万5千
Oh, my god. It's mom.
哦 上帝啊 是妈妈！我从没见过她本人
I've never seen her in person before.
哦 上帝啊 是妈妈！我从没见过她本人
$100,000.
10万！
Fry, you can't bid against mom.
Fry 你不能和妈妈竞价的
She's the richest
她是世界上最富最有权势的人
most powerful person in the world.
她是世界上最富最有权势的人
And she's so adorable.
而且她这么迷人
Well, I suppose I could go as high as... $300,000.
好吧 我想我可以出到…30万
- 500. - Mercy me... a million.
-50万！ -哦 仁慈的主啊 100万
- Two. - Six. - Fourteen.
-200万 -600万 -1千4百万
I can see the nice young man
我看得出这个可爱的年轻人真的想要那些小鱼
really wants those little fish.
我看得出这个可爱的年轻人真的想要那些小鱼
Nevertheless, I'll bid 23 million.
尽管如此 我出价2千3百万
One jillion dollars.
一大堆美元！
Sir, that's not a number.
先生 那不是个数字
Oh. In that case...
哦 那样的话 5千万
50 million.
哦 那样的话 5千万
Well, boys,
好吧 孩子们 你们的妈妈知道什么时候该承认失败
your old mother knows when she's been beat.
好吧 孩子们 你们的妈妈知道什么时候该承认失败
You win, young man.
你赢了 年轻人 我认输
I tip my bonnet to you.
你赢了 年轻人 我认输
Oh, isn't she adorable?
What a class act. Sold!
真是经典的竞价 成交！
To the gentleman who bought every item
得主是这位买下今天所有拍品的绅士
in today's auction.
得主是这位买下今天所有拍品的绅士
Now for some good old 20th-century TV.
现在来看点经典的20世纪老节目
Ah.
Do you remember a time
还记得过去用烤炉
when chocolate chip cookies came fresh from the oven?
做新鲜的巧克力饼干的时候吗？Petridge农场记得
Petridge farm remembers.
做新鲜的巧克力饼干的时候吗？Petridge农场记得
Oh, those were the days.
哦 那些日子
Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote
还记得妇女没有投票权
and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?
某些人不被允许进入高尔夫球场的日子吗？
Petridge farm remembers.
Petridge农场记得
Fry, are you there?
Fry 你在吗？
Huh?
You haven't been to work in three days.
你三天没去上班了 你在做什么？
What have you been doing?
你三天没去上班了 你在做什么？
I've been sitting right here.
坐在这 我重拾了一千年前的生活
I picked up my life exactly where I left off
坐在这 我重拾了一千年前的生活
a thousand years ago.
坐在这 我重拾了一千年前的生活
Now, if you'll excuse me?
如果你不介意的话 现在是8点 我要忙了
It's 8:00, time to get busy.
如果你不介意的话 现在是8点 我要忙了
* I like big butts and I cannot lie *
* you other brothers can't deny *
you can't just sit here in the dark
你不能只是坐在黑暗里听古典音乐
listening to classical music.
你不能只是坐在黑暗里听古典音乐
I could if you hadn't turned on the lights
要是你没有打开灯关掉音响我就能
and shut off the stereo.
要是你没有打开灯关掉音响我就能
Fry, this isn't healthy; You're living in the past.
Fry 这是种病态 你让自己生活在过去
I'm rich. I can live whenever I want.
我有钱 我想生活在什么时代都行
But we're your friends
但我们是你的朋友 我们生活在现在 公元3000年
and we live here in the year 3000.
但我们是你的朋友 我们生活在现在 公元3000年
Yeah.
没错！现在你是和我们一起去看鱿鱼大战
Now, are you going to come to the squid fights with us
没错！现在你是和我们一起去看鱿鱼大战
or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?
还是坐在这儿沉溺于这些史前的垃圾？
Junk?
垃圾？也许你们无法理解
Maybe you can't understand this
垃圾？也许你们无法理解
but I finally found what I need to be happy
但我终于找到了能让我高兴的 不是朋友 而是东西
and it's not friends... It's things.
但我终于找到了能让我高兴的 不是朋友 而是东西
I'm a thing.
我是个东西
Just leave me alone.
别烦我了
Fry, please.
Fry 别这样！
My ponytail's caught in the door.
我的马尾辫被夹住了
I don't need them...
我不需要他们
Not when I have my antique videos
我有我古董录像带和成桶的肯德基化石
my bucket of fossilized kfc
我有我古董录像带和成桶的肯德基化石
and $50 million worth of anchovies.
还有价值5千万的鳀鱼
Mercy me, what a day.
仁慈的主啊 多好的一天
Could you shut the door, igner, dear?
能关上门吗 亲爱的Edner？我感觉有股风吹进来
I think I feel a draft coming on.
能关上门吗 亲爱的Edner？我感觉有股风吹进来
Holy crap, that bastard's itchy.
他妈的！欠揍的混蛋小子！
Walt, cream soda.
Walt！香草苏打！
Right away, mother.
马上就来 Larry 给你妈妈一杯香草苏打
Larry, get your mother a cream soda.
马上就来 Larry 给你妈妈一杯香草苏打
But mom said...
但妈妈说…
You heard me.
你听到我说的了
What's wrong, mommy?
怎么了 妈咪？
It's those damned anchovies.
那些该死的鳀鱼
That dirtbag fry must know their secret
那个土包子Fry一定知道它们的秘密了
and I won't rest until I get my hands on them.
不得到它们我绝不罢休
No one messes with mom.
没人能惹我
Quiet, you.
你安静点！
As you boys know, one of the cornerstones of my empire
如你所知 我的企业帝国的基石之一
is mom's old-fashioned robot oil.
是妈妈牌老式机器人润滑油
Think of it... Ten billion robots
想想吧 一百亿机器人
each one needing an oil change every 3,000 miles.
每个机器人每走3000英里就要加一次油
You don't have to do the math
不用算也知道那可是很多很多油
to know that's a buttload of oil.
不用算也知道那可是很多很多油
Can I wear your fat suit?
我能穿你的肥胖装吗？
No, Edner, put that down!
不 Edner 把它放下！
Ohh.
哦
What does this have to do with the anchovies?
这和鳀鱼有什么关系？
I'm getting to the freaking anchovies.
我正要说到那些该死的鳀鱼
A single drop of the anchovy's natural oil
一滴天然的鳀鱼油
would lubricate ten robots permanently.
能为10个机器人永久润滑
Wow. It's a shame they went extinct.
哇 它们灭绝真是太遗憾了
No, it isn't! Shut your filthy clam!
不 不对！闭上你的臭嘴！
Thank you, Walt.
谢谢 Walt
If anyone ever got hold of anchovy DNA
如果有人得到了鳀鱼的DNA
they could chop out the oil-making gene
他们就能分离出产生鱼油的基因
stick it in a bunch of third world kids and bam!
植入一堆第三世界的小孩身上 然后砰！
Cheap, effective robot oil...
廉价高效的机器人润滑油出现了
Enough to put dear old mom out of business.
足够把亲爱的老妈妈挤出市场
My god, this Mr. Fry
我的天！这个Fry先生一定是个深谋远虑的人
must be a mastermind of the highest order.
我的天！这个Fry先生一定是个深谋远虑的人
Esther, you ugly.
Esther 你这个丑八怪！
We have only one option.
我们只有一个选择
We'll have to bankrupt Mr. Fry
我们得让Fry先生破产 这样他就不得不把鳀鱼卖给我们
so he'll be forced to sell the anchovies to us.
我们得让Fry先生破产 这样他就不得不把鳀鱼卖给我们
Mother, you are one clever old scag.
老妈 你真是聪明的老荡妇
And don't you forget it.
你可千万不能忘了！
How are we supposed to get fry's money out of the bank?
但我们怎么把Fry的钱从银行拿出来？
That part will be easy, thanks to the nice people
轻而易举 这该归功于那些使用
at mom's old-fashioned video surveillance unit.
妈妈老式录像监控系统的可爱的人们
Do you still remember your pin number?
还记得你的PIN密码吗？
Sure. It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda
记得 是在我以前工作过的Pinucci披萨店里
back where I used to work... pinucci's pizza.
一份披萨和一大杯汽水的价格
It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda.
是一份披萨和一大杯汽水的价格
You know what needs to be done.
你们知道该怎么做了吧
What?
怎么做？
Get his pin number, you idiots!
拿到他的PIN密码 白痴！
Now I'm off to some charity b.S. For knocked-up teenage sluts.
现在 我要出席为怀孕的放荡少女举办的慈善晚会了
Mr. Fry, it's those three plumbers you called for.
先生Fry 是你叫的三个水管工
We're here to tighten your drains.
我们是来修理你的排水管的
Ow!
I didn't order any...
我没叫过任何…
Quick! Give him the tranquilizer.
快！给他用麻醉剂
That's a good boy.
这才是乖孩子
Wake up, Mr. Fry.
醒醒 Fry先生
Where am I?
我这是在哪儿？
You're in the good old year 2000 working here at pinucci's pizza.
你在2000年 在Pinucci披萨店工作
You fell asleep on the job.
你在工作时睡着了
Well, that sounds like me, but I thought I got frozen.
听起来是我 但我以为我被冷冻了
Wasn't I in the future?
我不是在未来吗？
No, you only "dreamed" you were in the year 3000.
不 你只是梦见自己去了3000年
So I'm really back?
那么我真的回来了？我猜这正和我心意
Well, that's exactly what I wanted, I guess.
那么我真的回来了？我猜这正和我心意
Who are you?
你是谁？
I am Mr. Pinucci.
我是Pinucci先生
You are?
你是？一晚上你就长出胡子了？
Did-did you grow a mustache since last night?
你是？一晚上你就长出胡子了？
No. Now, go work the currency register.
没有！快去收银台干活 我听到有顾客进来了
I think I hear a customer coming.
没有！快去收银台干活 我听到有顾客进来了
I said, "I think I hear a customer coming."
我说 我听到有顾客进来了！
Oh, hurry up, please.
快点 我想回人头博物馆
I want to get back to the head museum.
快点 我想回人头博物馆
Don't worry, miss Anderson.
别担心 用不了多长时间
This won't take long.
别担心 用不了多长时间
Now, your motivation is, you're back in the year 2000
现在 你的目的是你回到了2000年 你的脑袋还在身体上
and your head's still on your body
现在 你的目的是你回到了2000年 你的脑袋还在身体上
and you want a cheese pizza.
你想要一份奶酪披萨
Okay, but I'm only doing this
好吧 我这么做是为了让人们把我的脑袋当做女明星
so people will take my head seriously as an actress.
好吧 我这么做是为了让人们把我的脑袋当做女明星
Hey, look... anchovies.
嘿 看呐 鳀鱼
Of course.
当然 它们还没有灭绝
They're not extinct yet.
当然 它们还没有灭绝
And if you need further proof
如果你想要进一步证实现在是1000年前
that this is really a thousand years ago
如果你想要进一步证实现在是1000年前
well, here's contemporary actress Pamela Anderson.
现在有请当代女明星 Pamela Anderson
Ooh.
Hello, fry.
你好 Fry 记得我演的那部电影 海边守望者吗？
Remember me from baywatch: The movie?
你好 Fry 记得我演的那部电影 海边守望者吗？
Uh...
It was the first movie
那是第一部完全用慢镜头拍摄的电影！
to be shot entirely in slow motion.
那是第一部完全用慢镜头拍摄的电影！
It hasn't been made yet.
那时还没拍呢
Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?
那他也不知道我得了奥斯卡？
Nope. Crap!
不知道
Wait. You're Pamela Anderson.
等等！ 你是Pamela Anderson！酷！你要点什么？
Cool. What can I get you?
等等！ 你是Pamela Anderson！酷！你要点什么？
Oh, I'll have a cheese pizza and a large...
我要一份奶酪披萨 还要一大杯…
Uh... line?
- 台词！- 汽水！
Soda.
- 台词！- 汽水！
Oh, right.
对了！奶酪披萨和一大杯汽水
Cheese pizza and a large soda.
对了！奶酪披萨和一大杯汽水
Uh, cheese and a...
奶酪披萨和…
That was quick.
上的真快
So, what do I owe you?
我该给你多少钱？
10.77...
10元77分 和我PIN密码一样
Same as my pin number.
10元77分 和我PIN密码一样
Hey, you don't get to laugh.
嘿 你不应该笑的
Thanks a billion.
十亿分感谢！
More like 4.3 billion.
应该是43亿分
Oh! Ow!
Uh, I had a nightmare I was in the year 2000
我做了个噩梦 我回到了2000年 你们都不存在了
and you guys never existed.
我做了个噩梦 我回到了2000年 你们都不存在了
I'm so glad I'm awake now and you're really here.
真高兴我现在醒了 你们都在这里
Since when do you care about us?
你什么时候又开始关心我们了？
We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies
我以为你只关心鳀鱼罐头和关于屁股的乏味老歌
and stuffy old songs about the buttocks.
我以为你只关心鳀鱼罐头和关于屁股的乏味老歌
No, that's not true.
不 事实并非如此！
Good-bye.
再见！
Whee!
This dream brought to you by lightspeed briefs.
此梦由光速内裤呈现
Bender, Leela...
Bender！Leela！别丢下我
Don't leave me.
Bender！Leela！别丢下我
Wait a minute.
等等 伙计 现在是哪一年？
Hey, hey, buddy, what year is this?
等等 伙计 现在是哪一年？
Uh... 3000.
呃…3000年
3000?
3000？太棒了 我还在未来
Yes! I'm still in the future!
3000？太棒了 我还在未来
Life is wonderful!
生活真美好！
Wait. What are you doing with my stuff?
等等 你搬我的家当做什么？
Uh, check bounced.
银行跳票 我们要把它们都收回
We're taking it all back.
银行跳票 我们要把它们都收回
Oh, no, my a.T.M. Card... My-my secret pin number: 1077.
哦不 我的ATM卡！我的PIN密码 1077
I've got nothing left.
我一无所有了
Except...
除了…
You're fry's relative.
你是Fry的亲戚 你知道他为什么会变得这么疯狂吗？
Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?
你是Fry的亲戚 你知道他为什么会变得这么疯狂吗？
Uh, what?
什么？
Oh, they say madness runs in our family.
人们说疯狂主导着我们的家族 有人还甚至叫我疯子
Some even call me mad.
人们说疯狂主导着我们的家族 有人还甚至叫我疯子
And why?
为什么？
Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters...
因为我勇于梦想属于我自己的原子怪兽！
Atomic supermen with octagonal-shaped bodies
八角形身体的原子超人
that suck blood out of you...
可以吸血…
Leela, bender!
Leela！Bender！我想死你们了
I missed you so much.
Leela！Bender！我想死你们了
You did? What happened?
你会吗？发生什么事了？
I was robbed.
我被打劫了 他们拿走了所有的东西 除了这个
They got everything, except these.
我被打劫了 他们拿走了所有的东西 除了这个
Who did?
谁干的？
Hello, fry.
你好 Fry
It's mom.
是妈妈！
I felt terrible when I heard about your money troubles
听说你陷入经济危机 我很遗憾
and I thought maybe I could help out a sweet young man
我想如果我买下鳀鱼 也许能帮到一个可爱的年轻人
by buying his anchovies.
我想如果我买下鳀鱼 也许能帮到一个可爱的年轻人
Sorry, but the anchovies aren't for sale.
抱歉 这是非卖品
What? Listen, you little bastard
什么？听着 你这小混蛋
I control the robot oil business
我控制着机器人润滑油市场 我不会让你毁了它的
and I won't let you ruin me.
我控制着机器人润滑油市场 我不会让你毁了它的
How much do you want?
你想要多少钱？
You might as well put that checkbook away
拿开你的支票本 因为我发现了更珍贵的东西
because I've discovered something even more important...
拿开你的支票本 因为我发现了更珍贵的东西
My friends, and they aren't worth even a penny to me.
我的朋友 他们对我来说一文不值
That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza...
所以这些鳀鱼会加在披萨上
So I can share the food I love with the people I like.
这样我可以和我喜欢的人分享我爱的食物
Holy hell! You're going to eat them?
天啊！你准备吃了它们？
Oh! Well, just make sure you eat them all.
好吧 记得把它们吃光 你还在长身体
You're a growing boy.
好吧 记得把它们吃光 你还在长身体
Toodle-oo!
傻蛋
Dumb ass.
傻蛋
What a nice lady.
多好的女士啊！
Okay, my friends, get ready
好了 我的朋友 准备品尝你们曾吃过的最美味的灭绝生物
for the most delicious extinct animal
好了 我的朋友 准备品尝你们曾吃过的最美味的灭绝生物
you've ever tasted.
好了 我的朋友 准备品尝你们曾吃过的最美味的灭绝生物
I don't know.
我不知道 我吃过奶牛
I've had cow.
我不知道 我吃过奶牛
Gross!
恶心！
Ick!
恶心！
Mm.
恶心！
Eh, no one likes them at first
没人一开始就会喜欢的 但最终你们会上瘾的
but they'll grow on you.
没人一开始就会喜欢的 但最终你们会上瘾的
That stench...
这臭味 这浓郁的臭味！
That heavenly stench.
这臭味 这浓郁的臭味！
More.
我还要！
There aren't anymore, and there never will be.
没有了 再也不会有了
More!
我还要！
More!
我还要！
More!
我还要！
More!
我还要！